# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339 "2009-07-31T10:43:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/1 "2009-07-31T10:43:22Z")
Any female(s) in your contacts list. Post the conversations in this thread. (previous threads [here](http://www.camaroz28.com/forums/showthread.php?t=702186) and [here](http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636) Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? bgblkelnegro: I know you are strange but dam i have no clue what u are talking about Me: Let me tap that shit fool! Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: What the hell. haha Me: Well? I’m a busy person. I need an answer now Her: Well can you find me that charger (for her phone)? I asked you for it a billion times and you haven’t found it yet so what makes you think i would give you any 😛 Ftl… ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/2 "2009-07-31T10:58:38Z")
the issue with dudes on this site is that this requires them to actually know girls to text. Beyond that, it’s stupid as fuck and aimed at a bunch of highschoolers to do. ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/3 "2009-07-31T10:59:37Z")
> [@A little gun history](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-gun-history/40711/81): > > Beyond that, it’s stupid as fuck and aimed at a bunch of highschoolers to do. X2 ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/4 "2009-07-31T11:01:29Z")
are you trying to call me immature?? you can tell which pittspeeders have met me in real life and which ones havnet… ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/5 "2009-07-31T11:27:57Z")
yup ur def immature ---
**Author:** ![04liquidS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/04liquids/32/6002_2.png) [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/6 "2009-07-31T11:32:46Z")
This was funnier when I read it on OT. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/7 "2009-07-31T11:54:14Z")
def immature ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/8 "2009-07-31T11:57:26Z")
> [@A little gun history](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-gun-history/40711/82): > > yup ur def immature > [@I \<3 Buffalo Hockey.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-3-buffalo-hockey/40719/38): > > def immature X3 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/9 "2009-07-31T13:16:41Z")
omg you guys calling everyone immature are so immature ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/10 "2009-07-31T13:20:24Z")
So by "girl " you mean guy right? ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/11 "2009-07-31T14:36:25Z")
I’ll try it 🤣 Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Why did you just ask me that? Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it. Me: so? Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl? Me: You! Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it? Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time? Her: Right now in the dressing room Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join? Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches? ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/12 "2009-07-31T15:33:06Z")
Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways 🤣 Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Why did you just ask me that? Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it. Me: so? Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl? Me: You! Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it? Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time? Her: Right now in the dressing room Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join? Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches? Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck. Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake Her: ur pissing me off Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!! Her: sorry Me: Sorry for what? … she calls me and I dont answer Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone? Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question? Her: when i get home Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way? Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes? Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home. Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina! Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped Her: what are we doing tonight? Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn. Me: A little of both, see you when you get home. Her: wow ur an asshole Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home… ---
**Author:** ![sasquach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sasquach](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquach)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/13 "2009-07-31T16:02:20Z")
Before or after she knocks you out ? That is some funny shit though . ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/14 "2009-07-31T16:11:04Z")
we’ll see, shes not home yet ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/15 "2009-07-31T16:11:27Z")
> [@nyspeed xmas gift (eoy 07 vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-xmas-gift-eoy-07-vid/40740/3): > > Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways 🤣 > > Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? > Her: Why did you just ask me that? > Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it. > Me: so? > Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl? > Me: You! > Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it? > Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time? > Her: Right now in the dressing room > Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join? > Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room > Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches? > Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck. > Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake > Her: ur pissing me off > Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!! > Her: sorry > Me: Sorry for what? > … > she calls me and I dont answer > Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? > Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone? > Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question? > Her: when i get home > Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way? > Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes? > Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home. > Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home > Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina! > Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine > Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped > Her: what are we doing tonight? > Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight > Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there > Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn. > Me: A little of both, see you when you get home. > Her: wow ur an asshole > > Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home… Does it even count if she lives with you? I mean this might be some funny shit if it was someone like your sister in law you were texting, but not your live in. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/16 "2009-07-31T16:13:11Z")
> [@sold: honda d15b engine](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-honda-d15b-engine/40739/2): > > Does it even count if she lives with you? > > I mean this might be some funny shit if it was someone like your sister in law you were texting, but not your live in. should I text my best friend’s wife? 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/17 "2009-07-31T16:18:03Z")
> [@Fs: 98 turbo ls/vtec integra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-98-turbo-ls-vtec-integra/40588/22): > > should I text my best friend’s wife? 🤣 YES!!! ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/18 "2009-07-31T17:10:16Z")
:bsflag: ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/19 "2009-07-31T17:27:51Z")
> [@Need a Digi-Camera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-digi-camera/40722/4): > > YES!!! im doin it. she doesnt text back very quick so I’ll update it when I get back home and my girlfriend is texting it to my best friend who’s wife im texting 🤣 My girlfriend & Rick: Nicole: So when you gonna let me tap that? Rick: What? Nicole: what do you mean What? you know what im talking about Rick: When ever you want Jeff Nicole: This isnt Jeff… So when can I tap that? Rick: Come over Nicole: What about Christa? Rick: Not home Nicole: Do you have any clothes pins for my nipples? Rick: lol Nicole: what are you laughing about, Im serious… I want to tap that and have my nipples clamped. Rick: Funny because Jeff is texting the same thing to Christa Nicole: Well I guess they got something going on behind our backs… So why dont we have something going on behind their backs? Nicole: Maybe he got the urge to tap it too because I’m at work and he is at home. Rick: Ok lol Nicole: So when and where can I tap that and do you have clothes pins? Rick:I got the pins and tom. lol Nicole: and tom? whos tom? why is he going to be there? Rick: you can come over saturday night lol Nicole: wait wait wait… who is tom? does he have a big dick? we can make this a group thing! Rick: ok tom is gay, and he said he would not come near you because you remind him of his boyfriend. Nicole: Was tom your boyfriend? Rick: No ok bye talk to you later Nicole: So what time tomorrow? Rick: 6 Nicole: Thats kinda early isnt it? Rick: No I work early sunday Nicole: You sir, are a pussy Rick: You have to swallow Nicole: Who said anything about sucking dick… I just wanna tap that Rick: you have to swallow the load you cant spit it out when I pull out lol Nicole: So your going to blow it on my face when your done? I like that… Be sure to blow a good load cuz I want it to drip off my chin onto my tits. Rick: It will be, see you at 6… Be wet Nicole: Dont worry, Im always wet… Make sure you have a shamwow laying around… Where is this all going down at? Rick: In the basement Nicole: I dont know… Your basement got the whole " Silence of the lambs" feel to it Rick: It will be fine dont be a baby Nicole: Alright, as long as we cuddle afterwards and you dont make me put the lotion on the skin Rick: Ok see you then Nicole: Alright see you tomorrow… You better get the penis pump out of storage so you’ll be ready for tomorrow Me and His Wife: Me: So when you gonna let me hit that? Me: Hello!? Stop fondling the daily products and answer me! Her: Right now, I am getting a shower then im gonna put my leopard PJ’s on! Me: Alrighty, do you have KY or do I have to bring it? Her: Got it! and some toys, my pink friend is ready to go! Me: Sounds kinky! you got your tubes tied too right? Her: Thats right, no worries here, No pulling out! Me: Oh splendid! do you care if I ask Rick’s sister to join too? Her: Thats fine! Me: OK, I’ll fill it up and she can suck it out Her: We could take turns Me: Well Rick’s sister isnt 18 so I can not engage in any sexual “contact” with her Her: Lmao! U r so crazy Me: So when is this going on now since its late? Her: 2morrow at 6 in my bed Me: Alrighty, get ahold of Rick’s sister Her: K sounds good, playdate all set, I will charge my batteries Me: Good, I got a 6D maglight Im bringing too ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/20 "2009-07-31T20:03:44Z")
> [@The1SloR/T"](#): > > im doin it. > she doesnt text back very quick so I’ll update it when I get back home > > and my girlfriend is texting it to my best friend who’s wife im texting 🤣 > > My girlfriend & Rick: > Nicole: So when you gonna let me tap that? > Rick: What? > Nicole: what do you mean What? you know what im talking about > Rick: When ever you want Jeff > Nicole: This isnt Jeff… So when can I tap that? > Rick: Come over > Nicole: What about Christa? > Rick: Not home > Nicole: Do you have any clothes pins for my nipples? > Rick: lol > Nicole: what are you laughing about, Im serious… I want to tap that and have my nipples clamped. > Rick: Funny because Jeff is texting the same thing to Christa > Nicole: Well I guess they got something going on behind our backs… So why dont we have something going on behind their backs? > Nicole: Maybe he got the urge to tap it too because I’m at work and he is at home. > Rick: Ok lol > Nicole: So when and where can I tap that and do you have clothes pins? > Rick:I got the pins and tom. lol > Nicole: and tom? whos tom? why is he going to be there? > Rick: you can come over saturday night lol > Nicole: wait wait wait… who is tom? does he have a big dick? we can make this a group thing! > Rick: ok tom is gay, and he said he would not come near you because you remind him of his boyfriend. > Nicole: Was tom your boyfriend? > Rick: No ok bye talk to you later > Nicole: So what time tomorrow? > Rick: 6 > Nicole: Thats kinda early isnt it? > Rick: No I work early sunday > Nicole: You sir, are a pussy > Rick: You have to swallow > Nicole: Who said anything about sucking dick… I just wanna tap that > Rick: you have to swallow the load you cant spit it out when I pull out lol > Nicole: So your going to blow it on my face when your done? I like that… Be sure to blow a good load cuz I want it to drip off my chin onto my tits. > Rick: It will be, see you at 6… Be wet > Nicole: Dont worry, Im always wet… Make sure you have a _ **shamwow** _ laying around… Where is this all going down at? > Rick: In the basement > Nicole: I dont know… Your basement got the whole " Silence of the lambs" feel to it > Rick: It will be fine dont be a baby > Nicole: Alright, as long as we cuddle afterwards and you dont make me put the lotion on the skin > Rick: Ok see you then > Nicole: Alright see you tomorrow… You better get the penis pump out of storage so you’ll be ready for tomorrow > > Me and His Wife: > Me: So when you gonna let me hit that? > Me: Hello!? Stop fondling the daily products and answer me! > Her: Right now, I am getting a shower then im gonna put my leopard PJ’s on! > Me: Alrighty, do you have KY or do I have to bring it? > Her: Got it! and some toys, my pink friend is ready to go! > Me: Sounds kinky! you got your tubes tied too right? > Her: Thats right, no worries here, No pulling out! > Me: Oh splendid! do you care if I ask Rick’s sister to join too? > Her: Thats fine! > Me: OK, I’ll fill it up and she can suck it out > Her: We could take turns > Me: Well Rick’s sister isnt 18 so I can not engage in any sexual “contact” with her > Her: Lmao! U r so crazy > Me: So when is this going on now since its late? > Her: 2morrow at 6 in my bed > Me: Alrighty, get ahold of Rick’s sister > Her: K sounds good, playdate all set, I will charge my batteries > Me: Good, I got a 6D maglight Im bringing too Shamwow, this shit is gonna make you say ,WOW!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339.md?page=2)