# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339 "2009-07-31T10:43:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/21 "2009-07-31T20:33:42Z")
gay ---
**Author:** ![foo714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@foo714](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foo714)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/22 "2009-07-31T21:20:11Z")
thread=fail ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/23 "2009-08-01T05:13:22Z")
Ya I beleive this thread did fail ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/24 "2009-08-01T11:11:21Z")
i’ve honestly have to say this is one of the more unique threads i’ve read on a forum yet. ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/25 "2009-08-01T16:27:55Z")
me:when you gonna let me tap that? asian douche: tonight at the mills. you bring the buffalo sauce ill bring the flamingo me: dont forget the hampster. its never the same without it. asian douche: it got lost in my asshole and died me: well bring a mouse its the same damn thing asian douche: i have new born kittens me: just toss a few of them in a bag its the same thing ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/26 "2009-08-01T17:24:43Z")
> [@1989 Toyota Supra Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1989-toyota-supra-thread/37966/46): > > thread=fail as soon as The1SloR/T posts in a thread, it immediately fails without any hope of being good again. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/27 "2009-08-01T22:13:45Z")
> [@nyspeed xmas gift (eoy 07 vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-xmas-gift-eoy-07-vid/40740/3): > > Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways 🤣 > > Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? > Her: Why did you just ask me that? > Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it. > Me: so? > Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl? > Me: You! > Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it? > Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time? > Her: Right now in the dressing room > Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join? > Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room > Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches? > Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck. > Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake > Her: ur pissing me off > Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!! > Her: sorry > Me: Sorry for what? > … > she calls me and I dont answer > Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? > Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone? > Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question? > Her: when i get home > Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way? > Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes? > Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home. > Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home > Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina! > Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine > Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped > Her: what are we doing tonight? > Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight > Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there > Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn. > Me: A little of both, see you when you get home. > Her: wow ur an asshole > > Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home… I’d kick her cunt to the landfill. "other girl " bullshit don’t fly with me. Insecure bitch. You both deserve each other, I hope yins never breed. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339.md?page=1)