# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

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**Created:** [July 31, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339 "2009-07-31T10:43:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/203339/27 "2009-08-01T22:13:45Z")

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> [@nyspeed xmas gift (eoy 07 vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-xmas-gift-eoy-07-vid/40740/3):
>
> Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways 🤣
> 
> Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?  
> Her: Why did you just ask me that?  
> Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it.  
> Me: so?  
> Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl?  
> Me: You!  
> Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it?  
> Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time?  
> Her: Right now in the dressing room  
> Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join?  
> Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room  
> Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches?  
> Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck.  
> Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake  
> Her: ur pissing me off  
> Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!!  
> Her: sorry  
> Me: Sorry for what?  
> …  
> she calls me and I dont answer  
> Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?  
> Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone?  
> Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question?  
> Her: when i get home  
> Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way?  
> Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes?  
> Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home.  
> Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home  
> Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina!  
> Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine  
> Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped  
> Her: what are we doing tonight?  
> Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight  
> Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there  
> Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn.  
> Me: A little of both, see you when you get home.  
> Her: wow ur an asshole
> 
> Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home…

I’d kick her cunt to the landfill.

"other girl " bullshit don’t fly with me. Insecure bitch.  
You both deserve each other, I hope yins never breed.

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