# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/1 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")

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Taken from site below.

[http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636](http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)

Here is mine:

Sent one to the wife…

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?  
Her: next weekend  
me: why do i have to wait that long?  
Her: that beer is for your brothers wedding  
me: no im talking about tapping your ass  
Her: i told you a 100 times no anal  
me: not anal just sex  
Her: what the hell is up with you today?  
me: nevermind

FAIL!

At first she thought i was talking about tapping the half keg we have in the garage for my brothers wedding…then it just went downhill from there :meh:

GO!

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**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/2 "2009-08-07T12:43:47Z")

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You cant talk to your wife the way you talk to your girlfiend.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/3 "2009-08-07T12:45:28Z")

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat  
her: haha  
me: srsly  
her: haha your funny  
me:i’m serious  
her: can u be here in 15? i gotta work at 5.

wordddd son.  
no. I’m not going over there

she’s a 3 star at best

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/4 "2009-08-07T12:46:23Z")

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this has been all over the internet in the past month or so

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/5 "2009-08-07T12:48:16Z")

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat  
her: im still sore from last night

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/6 "2009-08-07T12:50:58Z")

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i wonder why that thread is closed after 96 pages. seems like a lot of win so far. lol

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/7 "2009-08-07T12:51:16Z")

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GF: who the fuck did you mean to send that to?

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/8 "2009-08-07T12:51:17Z")

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me: when u gonna let me tap dat  
her: you know its that time of month. Gross!  
me: so, tonight when I get home? We can do it in the shower!  
her: maybe

Better than a no :tup:

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/9 "2009-08-07T12:51:41Z")

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me: when you gonna let me tap that?  
her: What?  
me: Well?  
her: WTF  
me: ?  
her: You suck, I don’t spend all day on forums

LAME!!

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/10 "2009-08-07T12:54:17Z")

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her: what?

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**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/11 "2009-08-07T12:54:58Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
>
> me: when you gonna let me tap that?  
> her: What?  
> me: Well?  
> her: WTF  
> me: ?  
> her: You suck, I don’t spend all day on forums
> 
> LAME!!

No, lame is your fail at copy/paste…

Aaron: when you gonna let me tap that?  
Me: What?  
Aaron: Well?  
Me: WTF  
Aaron: ?  
**Aaron:\*you suck, see nyspeed for context**  
her: You suck, I don’t spend all day on forums

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/12 "2009-08-07T12:56:40Z")

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me:when you gunna let me tap that?  
her:shes in the shower jay…(sister)

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/13 "2009-08-07T12:57:44Z")

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me: So when you gonna let me tap that?  
her: U been drinkin at work again?  
me: Negative.  
her: Just thinking about me? 😉  
me: Yup. And it got me all hot and bothered. So what’s the answer?!  
her: ☹ idk. I’ll have to figure something out.

I’m sailing the failboat. ☹

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/14 "2009-08-07T12:58:01Z")

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I’m awaiting my response from a random girl that gave me her number last night. lol

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/15 "2009-08-07T12:59:02Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
>
> I’m awaiting my response from a random girl that gave me her number last night. lol

ahha…

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/16 "2009-08-07T13:00:24Z")

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are alot of you sending this to your g/f? seems like it from the responses lol

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/17 "2009-08-07T13:01:17Z")

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skunk: ew what?

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/18 "2009-08-07T13:02:49Z")

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2nd girl : hahahahahahahaha

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/19 "2009-08-07T13:03:24Z")

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Texted an ex who earlier today posted on FB that she had broken up with her bf:

me: So when you gonna let me tap that?  
her: Tonight lol.

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/20 "2009-08-07T13:05:02Z")

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me - When you gonna let me tap that  
her - LOL. Maybe u can take me on a few more dates

☹  
time for another girl lol

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