# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/21 "2009-08-07T13:05:48Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> me - When you gonna let me tap that  
> her - LOL. Maybe u can take me on a few more dates
> 
> ☹

get rid of her…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/22 "2009-08-07T13:05:50Z")

</div>

3rd girl: lol what’s up?

4th girl: haha. Im workin 2nt. stop by if ur free

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/23 "2009-08-07T13:06:58Z")

</div>

friend of mine for like 10 years, this should be akward…

me: When you gonna let me tap that?  
her: Im sorry what? Who is this?  
me: Don’t dodge the question  
her: Uhm well I didn’t think I was supposed to. I told you im trying to avoid that with all guys  
me: Even me?  
her: ya when i said all guys that implies every guy. Did you misread what i meant when i said i wanted to be fuck buddies with chris? thats only because i trusted him. i don’t want one in general.

Jesus christ, I just wanted a funny answer, not a fucking book. I hate being friends with chicks

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/24 "2009-08-07T13:07:33Z")

</div>

> [@Clean Baldy](#):
>
> me: when u gonna let me tap dat  
> her: you know its that time of month. Gross!  
> me: so, tonight when I get home? We can do it in the shower!  
> her: maybe
> 
> Better than a no :tup:

cmon get with the times. get a red towel.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/25 "2009-08-07T13:07:39Z")

</div>

I’m pissed because the skunk joke was already used.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/26 "2009-08-07T13:10:41Z")

</div>

5th: haha never jeff

☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/27 "2009-08-07T13:11:20Z")

</div>

someone text their mother and see what the response is

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/28 "2009-08-07T13:11:29Z")

</div>

> [@travisn](#):
>
> cmon get with the times. get a red towel.

You expect me to spend money for some ass, when the water is paid for? 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/29 "2009-08-07T13:12:33Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> someone text their mother and see what the response is

:naab:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/30 "2009-08-07T13:12:41Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> me - When you gonna let me tap that  
> her - LOL. Maybe u can take me on a few more dates

me - we’ll think about it.  
her - I kind of like where your mind is though  
me - How do you want me to tap that then.  
her - Is this some kind of joke or something - edit1  
her - SOoooooo. can i be on top? - edit2  
me - if thats what you prefer  
her - depends on what kind of mood i’m in  
me - what kind of mood are you in. say 4:30am tonight?

edit: FUCK  
edit2: YIPPEE

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/31 "2009-08-07T13:13:04Z")

</div>

> [@Geoff](#):
>
> I’m pissed the skunk joke was already used.

haha cept I really txt’d him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/32 "2009-08-07T13:14:11Z")

</div>

> [@9c1](#):
>
> me: So when you gonna let me tap that?  
> her: U been drinkin at work again?  
> me: Negative.  
> her: Just thinking about me? 😉  
> me: Yup. And it got me all hot and bothered. So what’s the answer?!  
> her: ☹ idk. I’ll have to figure something out.
> 
> I’m sailing the failboat. ☹

and in dangerous waters…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![llink78](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/llink78/32/8037_2.png) [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/33 "2009-08-07T13:15:39Z")

</div>

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?  
Her: what? u alrdy have  
me: well again iv been thinking about u  
Her: stop being stupid  
me: im not  
me: well???  
Her: not anytime this week now  
Her: shouldent u be at work?  
me: crap, im gunna be late ☹  
fuck thx guys

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/34 "2009-08-07T13:21:18Z")

</div>

me:so when you gunna let me tap that?  
mindless:umm was that supposed to be to me?  
me:yes  
mindless: ok lol i know your gay and want me but it took me off guard lol  
…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/35 "2009-08-07T13:25:01Z")

</div>

me:so when you gunna let me tap that?  
random girl: anytime you want baby

I think she’s fucking with me though…and not in that good way

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/36 "2009-08-07T13:27:02Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> me - we’ll think about it.  
> her - I kind of like where your mind is though  
> me - How do you want me to tap that then.  
> her - Is this some kind of joke or something - edit1  
> her - SOoooooo. can i be on top? - edit2  
> me - if thats what you prefer  
> her - depends on what kind of mood i’m in  
> me - what kind of mood are you in. say 4:30am tonight?

her - well I’ll be sleeping lol.  
me - I don’t care if you are sleeping it won’t take long…  
her - lol ya

Girl 2 -  
Me - when you gonna…  
Her - Wow LOL  
me - so thats a no?  
her - as long as you don’t put your thumb in my butt again.

EDIT: LOL! i thought she liked that. ☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/37 "2009-08-07T13:28:04Z")

</div>

me:so when you gunna let me tap that?  
another random girl: JUAT!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/38 "2009-08-07T13:33:55Z")

</div>

me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?  
cougarspeed: orly?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/39 "2009-08-07T13:34:55Z")

</div>

me:so when you gunna let me tap that?  
girl2: Excuse me?  
girl2: Excuse me?  
me: What?  
girl2: where did that come from?  
me:the bottom of my heart  
edit-  
girl2: Why are you being weird? I haven’t talked to you in forever and the first thing you say to me is “when you gunna let me tap that?”  
me: I’m not being weird im serious

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/40 "2009-08-07T13:37:35Z")

</div>

Me - when you gonna let me tap that!  
DJ Lil Joe - lol um…huh?

[Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772.md?page=1)

[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772.md?page=3)
