# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/41 "2009-08-07T13:42:34Z")
HAHA i just texted me assistant with it. She is sooo against fucking someone that you work with/boss lol ---
**Author:** ![fourseasonsandles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/90ced4/32.png) [@fourseasonsandles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fourseasonsandles)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/42 "2009-08-07T13:43:38Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > her - well I’ll be sleeping lol. > me - I don’t care if you are sleeping it won’t take long… > her - lol ya > > Girl 2 - > Me - when you gonna… > Her - Wow LOL > me - so thats a no? > **her - as long as you don’t put your thumb in my butt again.** > > EDIT: LOL! i thought she liked that. ☹ 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/43 "2009-08-07T13:44:55Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > HAHA i just texted me assistant with it. She is sooo against fucking someone that you work with/boss lol Not a good idea unless you like legal trouble. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/44 "2009-08-07T13:47:21Z")
me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: Excuse me? Are you drinking? :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/45 "2009-08-07T13:49:43Z")
me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap dat? ILC: when you stop jizzing before you stick your rock hard throbbing member in my tight dirty ass. why does that turn me on EDIT: me:ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat? 6th: I dont know whenever you always text me at the wrong time me: ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat? 7th: pardon? ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/46 "2009-08-07T13:52:32Z")
i sayz: when you gonna let me tap that she says: can you you reord that so it sounds nicer? so i sayz: when you gonn let me tap that please her reply: god bless this guy: its settled then. tonight it is! this next part caught me WAYYYY off gaurd Her: i want you to fuck me in the ass. raw dog. me: you can’t say that her: i just did. Me: well no you can’t. its like saying “i love you” ya cant say it unless you mean it otherwise people get upset. her: i didnt know saying i want you to fuck me in the ass means just as much as if i were to say i love you. lol good to know. ME: now you know, and knowing is half the battle! GO JOE! ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/47 "2009-08-07T13:55:54Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > me - we’ll think about it. > her - I kind of like where your mind is though > me - How do you want me to tap that then. > her - Is this some kind of joke or something - edit1 > her - SOoooooo. can i be on top? - edit2 > me - if thats what you prefer > her - depends on what kind of mood i’m in > me - what kind of mood are you in. say 4:30am tonight?her - well I’ll be sleeping lol. > me - I don’t care if you are sleeping it won’t take long… > her - lol ya long pause… her - So 430 then 😛 me - What are we gonna be doing at 430? her - ??? me - give me details! me - and will your parents be pissed if we rock the house off the foundation her - no they won’t lol, waht kind of details do you want. me - IDK sell me for coming over. I might just go to bed if im too tired ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/48 "2009-08-07T13:59:08Z")
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat? Her: Well considering we ran of out condoms, not until you go to the store Me: FFFFUUUUUUUU!!! Her: What in the name of hell is THAT supposed to mean? Me: So I’ll be over in 20? Her: Lol okay ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/49 "2009-08-07T14:01:24Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > skunk: ew what? lol you fggt ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/50 "2009-08-07T14:06:41Z")
Random ex from the phone: Me: When you gonna let me tap that Her: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment? Me: wtf is that supposed to mean? Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this Her: I had that, and your brother… Me: Who was better? Her: Your dad… BILL SCHULER STRIKES AGAIN FUCKING SLORES! :spank: ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/51 "2009-08-07T14:11:48Z")
> Me: When you gonna let me tap that > Her: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment? > Me: wtf is that supposed to mean? > Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple > Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this > Her: I had that, and your brother… > Me: Who was better? > Her: Your dad… Me: Did you really sleep with my dad? That’s awesome Her: No Me: Yea…you are not worthy of such things. But seriously when am I hitting it? Her: Why do you want to fuck me? You have not talked to me in like a year… Me: Congratulations on being a buzz kill Her: Fuck you asshole I am going to call it quits at this point ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/52 "2009-08-07T14:18:31Z")
quitters never win. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/53 "2009-08-07T14:19:31Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > Me: Did you really sleep with my dad? That’s awesome > Her: No > Me: Yea…you are not worthy of such things. But seriously when am I hitting it? > Her: Why do you want to fuck me? You have not talked to me in like a year… > Me: Congratulations on being a buzz kill > Her: Fuck you asshole > > I am going to call it quits at this point id say stick with it, shes about to cave ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/54 "2009-08-07T14:32:59Z")
> ``` > Me: When you gonna let me tap that > > ``` > > Her: Aren’t you gay now, Mr. commitment? > Me: wtf is that supposed to mean? > Her: You and your pretty little gf acting like a married couple > Me: Jealousy and envy will get you no where with this > Her: I had that, and your brother… > Me: Who was better? > Her: Your dad… Me: Did you really sleep with my dad? That’s awesome > Her: No > Me: Yea…you are not worthy of such things. But seriously when am I hitting it? > Her: Why do you want to fuck me? You have not talked to me in like a year… > Me: Congratulations on being a buzz kill > Her: Fuck you asshole Me: Why are you so hostile all I want is to go for a nice stroll through pound town Her: Pig Me: Oh c’mon you love it, I will even let you play with my ball bag =D Her: Where are you going tonight? Me: PURE to see a DJ Her: Electro fag hahahaha I will be at SubZero… Me: Trashy Her: Your cousin gives me free drinks Me: You give him free blowjobs don’t you Her: Maybe once Me: You know why I gave you the name Bubbles right? Do you still do that? So hot! Her: I was drunk I do not like the taste of cum, stfu you are such a jerk! Me: You said it, so are we meeting up or what? Her: Come to SubZero Me: Never lol. My time there is done even if Kevin hooks me up. Her: No sex for you then Meh, gf is 10x better in bed and no where near as annoying. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/55 "2009-08-07T14:42:41Z")
Joes New SN 07 (5:38:32 PM): so when you gonna let me tap that? (5:38:45 PM): my aunt? (5:38:53 PM): wat Joes New SN 07 (5:38:57 PM): no, you (5:39:13 PM): tap that what? (5:39:15 PM): im confused Joes New SN 07 (5:39:35 PM): that ass (5:39:58 PM): Sunday night? Unless you can come up with an arrangement that works sooner? (5:40:03 PM): random. haha ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/56 "2009-08-07T14:51:56Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > Me: Why are you so hostile all I want is to go for a nice stroll through pound town > Her: Pig > Me: Oh c’mon you love it, I will even let you play with my ball bag =D > Her: Where are you going tonight? > Me: PURE to see a DJ > Her: Electro fag hahahaha I will be at SubZero… > Me: Trashy > Her: Your cousin gives me free drinks > Me: You give him free blowjobs don’t you > Her: Maybe once > Me: You know why I gave you the name Bubbles right? Do you still do that? So hot! > Her: I was drunk I do not like the taste of cum, stfu you are such a jerk! > Me: You said it, so are we meeting up or what? > Her: Come to SubZero > Me: Never lol. My time there is done even if Kevin hooks me up. > Her: No sex for you then > > Meh, gf is 10x better in bed and no where near as annoying. ugh subzero ☹ I love the guys over there, but the place just sucks … but thats certainly the one place I would not start a fight. Don would just tear your head off. Funny story… last night they dragged someone out of the there lol… rippped his pants off… and nothing but BLACK ASS!! LOL Assistants response to when you gonna. Assistant - OMG WHAT? Other girl wants me to come over at 430 in the morning to quote “come over while she is sleeping, tap ass, and be out before she wakes up” another girl refuses to let me tap ass from behind since I shove my fingers in her butt ☹ ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/57 "2009-08-07T14:52:37Z")
Me: when you gonna let me tap that? Him: srpl Him: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/58 "2009-08-07T15:10:00Z")
Ughhhhhhhh…as i go through my phone, so many of the girls i’d text this to would probably think i wanna date them or something, and then i’d have to say it was just a joke…and be the asshole, and make things awkward between me and a friend lol… > [@ILC](#): > > I’m awaiting my response from a random girl that gave me her number last night. lol HA i’m reading this AS a certain somebody sitting next to me gets this text… ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/59 "2009-08-07T15:22:10Z")
LOL Poor girl! she thinks im serious! I think ---
**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/60 "2009-08-07T15:49:45Z")
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