# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/61 "2009-08-07T16:03:51Z")
i will get into way too much trouble for this lol… ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/62 "2009-08-07T16:12:51Z")
me: yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that her: lol wat? me: you know… tap that her: shut up lol me: no… srsly her: no me: i fail. her: haha edit… her: wait, are you serious? me: no, it was a joke her: =D ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/63 "2009-08-07T16:25:50Z")
Me: sooo… tapping that, when can I Her: You haven’t talked to me since last time… Me: …Uhm… ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/64 "2009-08-07T16:34:54Z")
i wasn’t going to send any out… then i decided ehhh wtf who cares lol… convos to follow. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/65 "2009-08-07T16:46:07Z")
First Me when you… Her: never Me why Her who is this? Me ted Her that is why joe Me really cause I remember you having a STD in which we suddenly I stopped talking to u. NextMe when you… Her I am free Thursday around 1 but have to leave at 130 Me so you wanna cuddle for 28 minutes Her: wait are you going to cry for 28 minutes? Well done Jen. ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/66 "2009-08-07T17:16:46Z")
> [@9c1](#): > > me: So when you gonna let me tap that? > her: U been drinkin at work again? > me: Negative. > her: Just thinking about me? 😉 > me: Yup. And it got me all hot and bothered. So what’s the answer?! > her: ☹ idk. I’ll have to figure something out. > > I’m sailing the failboat. ☹ UPDATE: So I get home from work and find her laying naked in my bed waiting for me. I don’t even know how she got in the house and I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/67 "2009-08-07T17:20:15Z")
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: What? Me: You heard me. Her: If you’re drinking, don’t drive. Feed the dog. Me and your father will be home tomorrow night. Love you, stay safe. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/68 "2009-08-07T17:22:35Z")
Me: When you gonna let me that that? Her: LOL I’m not home. Me: Where are you? I wanna tap that. Her: I’m visiting colleges with my parents. ---
**Author:** ![Maksim2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dec6dc/32.png) [@Maksim2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maksim2000)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/69 "2009-08-07T17:32:19Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > Me: When you gonna let me tap that? > Her: What? > Me: You heard me. > Her: If you’re drinking, don’t drive. Feed the dog. Me and your father will be home tomorrow night. Love you, stay safe. Funniest one yet ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/70 "2009-08-07T17:42:50Z")
Girl 1: Me: Hey girl, when can i tap that? her: Haha WHAT? Me: Don’t play dumb. her: darling, the last thing i am is dumb. me: you’re avoiding the question. her: … Me: i fail. Girl 2: Me: Hey girl, when can i tap that? her: tap what? the keg i have at my house? me: no, that ass. DUH. her: hmm, let me check my schedule. i’ve been awfully booked, ya know…summer time and all me: ditto her: yeah, you must be crazy busy with all of your ladies, not sure i could hold out that long. me: you’re no fun. Girl 3: me: Hey girl, when can i tap that? her: lol WHAT? me: when…can…i…tap…that…ass? her: You going out tonight? Me: absolutely: her: maybe i’ll see you tonight then. Busy Tuesday? me: epic win. Girl 4, whom i haven’t talked to in weeks. She wanted it, i was supposed to go out with her on her birthday…decided to not show up, not respond to texts/calls at all for the past few weeks, and reintroduce myself by texting her the first time in weeks after bailing on her birthday/dinner with this: Me: Hey girl, when can i tap that? her: not lookin too good for you, sorry. Me: lol her: why would you even text me that? like it would actually happen. me: damn right it wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/71 "2009-08-07T19:29:12Z")
girl 1 me: so when u gonna let me tap that? her: you think i can handle ya 🙂 me: only one way to find out! her: ohhh baby! me: see you in an hour? her: make it two, I’m at work win? I hope she took me seriously 😉 girl 2 me: hey I have a ? for u her: shoot me: when you gonna let me tap that her: tap what? lol me: haha that aaasssssss! her: maybe… we never see each other me: whos fault is that?! still waiting for text back girl 3 me: hey her: hey stranger me: why has it been so long since i’ve seen you her: i dunno me: so when you gonna let me tap that her: hey hey! me: pick you up in an hour? her: no lol I’m at work me: touche’ hahahaha this is hilarious… some girls really aren’t into it though lol me: hey so when you gonna let me tap that her: who the fuck is this then phone call from blocked number, its her screaming angry boyfriend… ahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/72 "2009-08-07T19:37:01Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > Me - when you gonna let me tap that! > DJ Lil Joe - lol um…huh? as in dj lil joe C ? i’ll send him the same thing ---
**Author:** ![BizarroEvo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bizarroevo/32/7481_2.png) [@BizarroEvo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BizarroEvo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/73 "2009-08-08T06:18:29Z")
me: so, when you gonna let me tap that her: don’t you do that every night? Indeed I do! ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/74 "2009-08-08T06:19:32Z")
ME: Hey Girl… Her: After you feed me ME: But I have something better than food to give you Her: Want food first or no deal. Fucking shit I don’t want breakfast just some banging. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/75 "2009-08-08T06:35:54Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > Me: When you gonna let me tap that? > Her: What? > Me: You heard me. > Her: If you’re drinking, don’t drive. Feed the dog. Me and your father will be home tomorrow night. Love you, stay safe. A+ ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/76 "2009-08-08T07:18:05Z")
Me: When you… Her: what are you talking about Me: exactly what it says Her: It was random Me: Ya. So when you gonna… Her: I dont know… Me: Tonight? still waiting for a reply… ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/77 "2009-08-08T08:24:59Z")
this is 4 pages of pure hilariousness. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/78 "2009-08-08T08:29:04Z")
> [@Vrooom](#): > > this is 4 pages of pure hilariousness. You’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/79 "2009-08-08T08:37:45Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > You’re doing it wrong. I’m a girl. What do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/80 "2009-08-08T08:40:52Z")
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