# Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772 "2009-08-07T12:35:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/141 "2009-08-10T23:10:53Z")
> [@IanK](#): > > “when you gonna let me tap dat **_again?_** ” fixed. ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/142 "2009-08-11T11:36:30Z")
i think i successfully pissed off every chick in my phone… me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: tap what? me: that ass her: hmmm i dunnnoooo her: when should i? me: tonight? her: your kidding me: why would i be kidding? her: (long pause) cuz you never said that before me: well i am now her: hmm me: soooooo? her: idkk me: im not feelin’ “no” from this… her: your not? me: nope her: haha we’ll see me: well im kinda on a time crunch here her: haha why’s that? me: i just am her: oh really? me: yes. her: i dont believe you me: believe it baby me: lets romp tonight her: i cant tonight! me: why not? her: i have plans me: so resched them me: it doesnt have to last all night her: oh really? me: really. her: i dunno me: i do her: what happened to all your other ladies? me: youre the only one for me her: lies me: i dont lie her: lol riiiiight me: nah, seriously - id hit it her: ok sounds like a plan me: im serious her: its so out of the blue (we havent spoken in 2 years) me: so? just cause its outta the blue doesnt mean i dont mean it her: i dont like random hookups remember? we can hang out though… me: no, i dont remember anything like that me: how about we hang out and then you let me hit it? her: k that works ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/143 "2009-08-11T11:42:51Z")
This may have actually worked out for someone :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/144 "2009-08-11T12:15:29Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > This may have actually worked out for someone :lol: :tup: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/145 "2009-08-11T12:21:00Z")
_will post results tomorrow, or later tonight_ :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/146 "2009-08-11T12:22:23Z")
if any of you have troll accounts on other forums… use them to PM girls on there and post results. ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/147 "2009-08-11T12:23:08Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > if any of you have troll accounts on other forums… use them to PM girls on there and post results. bwahahahaha aim is fun too, you get instant results haha ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/148 "2009-08-11T12:28:56Z")
> [@boostjuice](#): > > bwahahahaha > > aim is fun too, you get instant results haha yeah you do 😉 😉 :nudge: :nudge: ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/149 "2009-08-11T12:32:09Z")
> [@copperlegend](#): > > yeah you do 😉 😉 :nudge: :nudge: hahhaha yeah that was a good AIM session _whipes sweat from brow_ JK Aaron lolz ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/150 "2009-08-11T12:36:33Z")
glad you had fun, don’t forget to paypal me the $$$ as agreed. ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/151 "2009-08-11T12:41:25Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > glad you had fun, don’t forget to paypal me the $$$ as agreed. _paypal sent_ …wait…what was your “work” email address again? ---
**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/152 "2009-08-11T12:54:12Z")
Haha, some of these are pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/153 "2009-08-11T13:08:15Z")
IRC chat with some ex-coworkers… \ so \ \ when you gonna let me tap that? \ um \ what \ what ar eyou tapping \ what do you think? \ well i can only really interpret that one way \ and im pretty sure you dont want to have sex with me \ so im unsure \ yeah your gf would be pretty pissed huh? \ possibly \ i dont think this is jo \ sounds more like mel \ it is i \ check my ip \ ok \ so you want to ride the \ train \ and you’re admitting this in chat \ lol \ something isnt right here \ no, no, this isnt right at all ---
**Author:** ![boostjuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@boostjuice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostjuice)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/154 "2009-08-11T14:20:42Z")
me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: excuse me, i got a man me: so, he doesnt have to find out… her: (nothing) _phone rings ‘blocked’_ me: hello? him: is this ryan? me: who is this? him: is this ryan? me: you called me retard, who is this? you must be a pussy if your calling blocked…what do you need buddy? him: why you askin my girl when you can hit it? me: she told me i can him: dont you ever talk to her again me: listen pal, shes the one that friended me on [adultfriendfinder.com](http://adultfriendfinder.com)… him: what? (talking in background) my bad man, take it easy me: duces!! _throws peace sign to phone_ ---
**Author:** ![frost12850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/155 "2009-08-11T14:58:09Z")
^ hahahahahaha I like this one ---
**Author:** ![38stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/38stang/32/7479_2.png) [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/156 "2009-08-11T15:31:08Z")
> [@boostjuice](#): > > me: when you gonna let me tap that? > her: excuse me, i got a man > me: so, he doesnt have to find out… > her: (nothing) > _phone rings ‘blocked’_ > me: hello? > him: is this ryan? > me: who is this? > him: is this ryan? > me: you called me retard, who is this? you must be a pussy if your calling blocked…what do you need buddy? > him: why you askin my girl when you can hit it? > me: she told me i can > him: dont you ever talk to her again > me: listen pal, shes the one that friended me on [adultfriendfinder.com](http://adultfriendfinder.com)… > him: what? (talking in background) my bad man, take it easy > me: duces!! _throws peace sign to phone_ :lol: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/157 "2009-08-11T16:32:24Z")
> [@boostjuice](#): > > him: what? (talking in background) my bad man, take it easy yeah ok… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/158 "2009-08-11T19:17:07Z")
uh. i think i just had way too much fun with this. me: so… him: as soon as i’m wasted me: hahaha aw i can’t post that! him: haha why not lol me: because you won’t ever be wasted. him: which is why it’s funny. me: no it’s mean. hahaha. him: oh stop. it’s funny. me: yeah it is. i’m posting. me: so… him: you read too much nyspeed 😛 me: ahahha. had to see if it would work. him: what was supposed to be my response? me: you tell me. him: well i did have a few glasses of red wine. me: haha meany. him: red wine is supposed to make you horny, stupid. me: oh yeah? but you’re saying you’d have to be drunk! me: so… him: when the moon gets bigger than the earth. me: hahaha awesome! him: what are ya doing anyway? me: so… him: whenever you wanna. i’m sure i’ll get more responses soon. ha. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/159 "2009-08-11T20:21:13Z")
Dawn… ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-a-girl-and-ask-her-when-you-gonna-let-me-tap-that/71772/160 "2009-08-12T09:38:40Z")
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