# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/1 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")
Somewhat of an updated thread to this one posted by Benny years back [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11316](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11316) “I’ve had a crush on you for years” Played out on the classic Bodybuilding forum with some epic results > **[Misc.](http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128814501&highlight=crush+years)** > > The most popular bodybuilding message boards! Such as this girl on page 80 ![http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5056/5472879249_5835cbcccb.jpg](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5056/5472879249_5835cbcccb.jpg) > **[Misc.](http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128814501&highlight=crush+years&page=80)** > > The most popular bodybuilding message boards! :eek I could see Apline getting drunk and doing this Or maybe Corey will man up and do it to Kbizz :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/2 "2011-05-02T20:59:12Z")
Meh. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/3 "2011-05-02T20:59:57Z")
Real talk, this works. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/4 "2011-05-02T21:00:50Z")
> [@wtf \ > I could see Apline getting drunk and doing this :roflSAY NO MORE! ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/5 "2011-05-02T21:02:43Z")
i just started reading through the thread. The forever alones are killing me :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/6 "2011-05-02T21:03:19Z")
> [@how fast have you gotten your car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-fast-have-you-gotten-your-car/36582/259): > > i just started reading through the thread. The forever alones are killing me :rofl I thought that was quite a hilarious use of the meme :lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/7 "2011-05-02T21:10:29Z")
![http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9162/macccass.jpg](http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9162/macccass.jpg) :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/8 "2011-05-02T21:11:45Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/9 "2011-05-02T21:12:36Z")
Perfect > messaged two girls it through facebook. > One’s a solid 9/10, freak in bed and has the personality of a dude. > Other i trolled all of last year with “when u gunna let me tap dat” > will post pics and results when they respond > :lmao Edit: Even better ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/10 "2011-05-02T21:13:01Z")
Bah, nobody online worth fucking with right now. Too bad you didn’t post this yesterday before I did a little FB spring cleaning :rofl ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/11 "2011-05-02T21:16:07Z")
First off, this can and does work. I have done this before with random girls i either meet at parties/shows and or went to school with. If you used to talk to them a little then stopped for a while it works like a fucking gem. It works a hell of a lot easier if you look like David beckham though. Which i obviously know all about. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/12 "2011-05-02T21:17:20Z")
> [@07 Cobalt SS bolt on thread \*New Pics pg. 3\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/07-cobalt-ss-bolt-on-thread-new-pics-pg-3/41317/88): > > First off, this can and does work. I have done this before with random girls i either meet at parties/shows and or went to school with. If you used to talk to them a little then stopped for a while it works like a fucking gem. It works a hell of a lot easier if you look like David beckham though. Which i obviously know all about. My exact thoughts. Death… you got a crash on David Beckam? Death… u mad? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/13 "2011-05-02T21:18:44Z")
Forever calzone ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/14 "2011-05-02T21:22:40Z")
I feel like alot of these guys didn’t try that hard though… if you tell the girl you’ve had a crush on her and really get into it instead of saying something about clapping that refers to sex… i think they would have had much better results. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/15 "2011-05-02T21:24:06Z")
> [@wtf \ > Forever calzone ☹ Lettuce be reality :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/16 "2011-05-02T21:24:31Z")
deathbyrt is a stunning beauty ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/17 "2011-05-02T21:25:52Z")
Its times like these when I wish I could edit pictures and put the picture of death by rats with the mustache on a david beckams body ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/18 "2011-05-02T21:27:03Z")
Do it. Please. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/19 "2011-05-02T21:27:32Z")
Lance has the capabilities and the technology… ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/20 "2011-05-02T21:28:12Z")
Im gonna try this on Karina [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215.md?page=2)