# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/21 "2011-05-02T21:28:16Z")

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let me find a good pic of him with posh… send me a pic of krystle. preferably naked. I will make you guys a great pic to use as a centerpiece or something

> [@The Grape-Nuts Breakfast Cereal Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-grape-nuts-breakfast-cereal-thread/41859/16):
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> Im gonna try this on Karina

+1

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/22 "2011-05-02T21:28:40Z")

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> [@The Grape-Nuts Breakfast Cereal Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-grape-nuts-breakfast-cereal-thread/41859/16):
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> Im gonna try this on Karina

🤣rofl:rofl doooo ittttttt

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/23 "2011-05-02T21:29:43Z")

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Id rather cut my dick off and throw it into the river. Fuck that bitch.

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/24 "2011-05-02T21:36:33Z")

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Nick, I have a crush on your girl. I’m not even gonna tell her I have a crush on her, I’m just gonna text her a picture of my dangler.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/25 "2011-05-02T21:38:25Z")

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Go for it 369-6855.

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/26 "2011-05-02T21:39:41Z")

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> [@Hops Shortage Likely to Boost Price of Beer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hops-shortage-likely-to-boost-price-of-beer/41854/3):
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> Go for it 369-6855.

Quoted :ninja

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/27 "2011-05-02T21:41:57Z")

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143

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/28 "2011-05-02T21:42:25Z")

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> [@Post a pic of something worth the money...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-a-pic-of-something-worth-the-money/41860/9):
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> Quoted :ninja

quoted for disrespecting a member… thats HIS gf were talking about.

:tongue

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/29 "2011-05-02T21:42:52Z")

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> [@Test Drove a Mazdaspeed 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/test-drove-a-mazdaspeed-3/37608/76):
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> 143

I.Love.You.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/30 "2011-05-02T21:43:49Z")

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None of you virgins would know what to do with her.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/31 "2011-05-02T21:45:16Z")

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[![http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3825/rtposh.jpg](http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3825/rtposh.jpg)](http://img204.imageshack.us/i/rtposh.jpg/)

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/32 "2011-05-02T21:45:59Z")

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> [@Pontiac G8 Sport Wagon & Ute Coming to U.S.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pontiac-g8-sport-wagon-ute-coming-to-u-s/41636/42):
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> None of you virgins would know what to do with her.

This is emotional nick speaking.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/33 "2011-05-02T21:46:04Z")

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING EPIC

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/34 "2011-05-02T21:46:21Z")

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YES!!! Lance i love you!!!

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/35 "2011-05-02T21:46:40Z")

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> [@Terminator 4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/terminator-4/41697/5):
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Hahaha hahahhahahahahhaha

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/36 "2011-05-02T21:46:44Z")

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Plus fucking rep.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/37 "2011-05-02T21:47:25Z")

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PLUS REP PARTY FOR LANCE

YAYYYY REP ABUSE

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/38 "2011-05-02T21:48:26Z")

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It is well desrved. Vlad do your job and give that man a full 100 points.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/39 "2011-05-02T22:06:47Z")

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ROFL!!

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/40 "2011-05-03T05:34:00Z")

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holy shit, just saw “forever calzone” and lost it.

:rofl

HOLY SHIT LANCE. EPIC PIC ABOVE!!!

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