# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215
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**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/41 "2011-05-03T05:35:57Z")
:rofl on this thread or the other?
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/42 "2011-05-03T05:43:33Z")
THe [bb.com](http://bb.com) one.
They always have epic posts over there.
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### Author:  [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/43 "2011-05-03T06:42:08Z")
OMG @ that DEATH picture. I just lost it laughing.
-Stallmer
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/44 "2011-05-03T06:43:55Z")
I texted it to my gf and said “pics of me cheating on you got out, sorry.”
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/45 "2011-05-03T17:56:21Z")
workin on it…
me: you know I’ve had a crush on you for years now?
her: is that so
me: yep
her: why did you decide to tell me this right nwo
me: not sure, why?
her: just thought it was random
me: oh
yeah im pretty random i guess
her: indeed
me: so what do you think… gonna run away with me or what
her: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe?
me: YES
NOT FOREVER ALONE
MAYBE
her: haha
were you serious thoug
about the crush thing
cuz that was flattering and if you took it back now id be sad
me: yeah of course
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/46 "2011-05-03T18:02:11Z")
Strong work.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/47 "2011-05-03T18:02:54Z")
her: oh well thanks
me: yeah… no problem.
her: sorry im not sure what to say to that.
we had a thig once
\*thing
me: yeah for a minute
her: yup… good times
me: yeah they were ok i guess
aha
her: oh… alright
me: borderline pretty good i guess…
her: haha well alright
me: jk… i miss those times
i was just thinking about them
her: why?
me: and i was feeling forever calzone
wow…
i mean alone
must be close to dinner time…
her: hahahaahahahaha
everytime i hear kings of leon i think of you for some reason
lol
haha… got forever calzone in there
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/48 "2011-05-03T18:05:49Z")
Commence plowing.
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### Author:  [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/49 "2011-05-03T18:07:04Z")
LOL!
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### Author:  [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/50 "2011-05-03T18:08:54Z")
I’m fuxking crying lance
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/51 "2011-05-03T18:09:36Z")
Lance is WINNING.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/52 "2011-05-03T18:12:30Z")
her: well… im sorry i kinda ended things way back when
i hope i didnt break ur heart too bad…
me: i have no heart
lettuce be real tea for a minute…
her: what
me: just a saying… but yea
its cool… you had better things going on
anyway
gotta run
when can we hang out
her: whenever youd like
remember when we started hanging out a lot and smoking \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*? that was fun.
me: haha yea
lets do that again
im going to live near you real soon
so it’ll be easy
if you’re lucky i’ll show you my room
her: o im always lucky
1/1 so far
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### Author:  [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/53 "2011-05-03T18:14:04Z")
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to this god amongst men. Come on bro, you got tiger blood.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/54 "2011-05-03T18:14:08Z")
1/1.5 if you count kbizz
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/55 "2011-05-03T18:20:04Z")
Lettuce be real, forever calzone and got the girl all in one. Winning.
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### Author:  [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/56 "2011-05-03T18:30:40Z")
im crying from that pic OMG :rofl
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/57 "2011-05-03T18:49:59Z")
So confused :lol
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/58 "2011-05-03T18:59:57Z")
not going so well… haha
me: did you know i’ve had a crush on you for years
her: shut up lancceee
me: wow… forever alone
her: lol wat??
me: i’ll be forever alone
her: me too
me: I JUST TOLD YOU I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. NOW LET ME CLAP IT
her: omg
uncalled for
i want to be alone lol
duuuhhh
me: wow thanks
rather be forever trombone than with me
bs
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/59 "2011-05-03T19:02:17Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl omg im fucking dying.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/60 "2011-05-03T19:06:05Z")
her: lol waaattt??
me: i meant alone
her: oh hahaha
i just dont want men anymore
just drama
i’d rather be alone lol
me: so you’re a straight up dyke now
oh
her: haha you could say that
me: i don’t cause drama, i cause o faces
her: ew
whats wrong w you right now
me: nothing… just trying to tell this girl how i feel and im getting rejected hard
lettuce be reality here
you and i are like peanut jelly and butters
pjb reference… aww yea
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