# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/61 "2011-05-03T19:10:40Z")
her: you are drunk
me: haha im not at all.
her: well stop being silly
me: ok.
i’ll be serious
Hi, I’ve had a crush on you for years
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### Author:  [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/62 "2011-05-03T19:11:48Z")
PJB name drop= win
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/63 "2011-05-03T19:13:49Z")
I cant rep anymore. Vlad, get in here, now.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/64 "2011-05-03T19:15:35Z")
her: LANCE
me: yes?
her: no mor eof this convo
me: u mad?
[http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png](http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png)
her: dude what?
me: y’all \*\*\*\*\*\* postin in a troll thread. peace out
Tania is offline. Your messages will be sent to her inbox.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/65 "2011-05-03T19:26:45Z")
I have to tell you something
[K S]
what
[You]
I have a crush on you
[K S]
10:18pm
nicccce
i m tellin brian
[You]
awwwwhhhh shitt
forever baritone
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/66 "2011-05-03T19:27:26Z")
me: HI IVE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR YEARS
her: OMG HI
IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
me: NICE. lemme clap it?
her: what does that even mean
me: not sure i saw people on the internet using it
her: hahaha
me: in the context im using it in, im asking for intercourse
her: haha i mean im down
obviosuly
me: woah wait
you’re wayyy too good looking for me
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/67 "2011-05-03T19:30:06Z")
Lol at lies above.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/68 "2011-05-03T19:33:14Z")
her: oh you stop that
me: alright I’m stopping now, when do you get home
her: the 8th!
me: nice so i’ll see you then?
her: um yesssz
me: good… bc I’m lookin to clap ASAP
her: hahaha
me: lettuce be reality here… I’m bein srs
her: get @ meh when im home
me: same. talk to you soon
her: love yew
me: same to you
don’t play possum on me
her: …ok?
me: later.
MEH.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/69 "2011-05-03T19:33:55Z")
awesome thread, and vlad did u really read up to 80 pages?
im gonna try this and report back with nakeds
lance is such a hero with the pjb / lettuce and trombone shittttt
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### Author:  [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/70 "2011-05-03T19:40:52Z")
> [@Post a pic of something worth the money...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-a-pic-of-something-worth-the-money/41860/65):
>
> I have to tell you something
>
> [K S]
> what
>
> [You]
> I have a crush on you
>
> [K S]
> 10:18pm
> nicccce
> i m tellin brian
>
> [You]
> awwwwhhhh shitt
> forever baritone
damit kevin
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### Author:  [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/71 "2011-05-03T19:41:33Z")
forever stalone
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### Author:  [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/72 "2011-05-03T19:42:15Z")
Lance for King.
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/73 "2011-05-03T19:44:36Z")
Hover my bone.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/74 "2011-05-03T19:48:31Z")
I’d post pics of the first girl… but some people on here know her. It’d get awkward haha
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/75 "2011-05-03T19:49:12Z")
ohhhh yeahhhhh
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### Author:  [@keifer75](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/keifer75)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/76 "2011-05-03T19:59:14Z")
mayonaise this thread sure epic!
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/77 "2011-05-03T19:59:50Z")
strong work lance, strong work… im reading the bodybuilding thread now and those dudes are KILLIN IT
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/78 "2011-05-03T19:59:55Z")
Today
Report · 10:57pm
Me: hey whats up
Report · 10:58pm
Lance: not much
what up with you
Report · 10:58pm
Me: i gotta tell you something
ive had a crush on your for a while
Report · 10:58pm
Lance: what
GOD DAMMIT HAHAHA
Report · 10:58pm
Me: bahahahahahaha
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### Author:  [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/79 "2011-05-03T20:00:31Z")
saw this thread and had to try it out. forever alone.
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/80 "2011-05-03T20:09:46Z")
bahahahahah that whore again
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