# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/81 "2011-05-03T20:18:33Z")

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[You]  
I have something to tell you

[Dave Singh]  
me too  
let me say first  
lettuce be cereal

[You]  
ok…

[Dave Singh]  
i’ve had a crush on you for years

[You]  
omg me too

[Dave Singh]  
you had a crush on yourself for years  
thats the kind of shit im talking about  
fuck it murry  
we are done

[You]  
but then I realized I wont date sand \*\*\*\*\*\*\*

[Dave Singh]  
and we didnt even get started

[You]  
this shit ain’t over

[Dave Singh]  
oh yes it is  
im about to flush this turd

[You]  
Not over till I say its over

[Dave Singh]  
hand it over to al swagga

[You]  
forever Alamo

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/82 "2011-05-03T20:36:13Z")

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:rofl word

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### Author: ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/83 "2011-05-03T21:16:43Z")

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I’m fucking dieing over here

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/84 "2011-05-03T23:00:11Z")

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Amazing. :rofl

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### Author: ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/85 "2011-05-04T06:33:02Z")

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If I wouldn’t get castrated by my Wifey, I would sooooo try this.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/86 "2011-05-04T06:41:36Z")

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> [@Do you have a Magnus mani on your evo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-magnus-mani-on-your-evo/41776/33):
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> If I wouldn’t get castrated by my Wifey, I would sooooo try this.

same

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### Author: ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/87 "2011-05-04T06:42:33Z")

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I am crying laughing at sbardy and lance in this thread. hilarious…

> [@Whats wrong with youth today...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-wrong-with-youth-today/41896/12):
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> saw this thread and had to try it out. forever alone.
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> ![http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p182/hondalover91crx/Untitled.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/b/6b802c04b1370e9c34acfec1be42f9396e6c6611.jpeg)

:rofl shannon riedy ??? :ohnoes better get some pennicillin

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### Author: ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/88 "2011-05-04T06:48:47Z")

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> [@Do you have a Magnus mani on your evo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-magnus-mani-on-your-evo/41776/33):
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> If I wouldn’t get castrated by my Wifey, I would sooooo try this.

Yep. Me too

I’m laughing my ass off tho

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### Author: ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/89 "2011-05-04T06:54:44Z")

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I’m sure I could say, “Hun, I’m going to try this and see what happens. Should prove to be somewhat funny.”

But I would just get shot down with…

“Why would you need to?”

Just that. Because that is all she would have to say. I would have no rebuttal for that.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/90 "2011-05-04T08:18:29Z")

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> [@Motor swap vs turbo? What do you think Honda guys?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motor-swap-vs-turbo-what-do-you-think-honda-guys/41907/9):
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> I’m sure I could say, “Hun, I’m going to try this and see what happens. Should prove to be somewhat funny.”
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> But I would just get shot down with…
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> “Why would you need to?”
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> Just that. Because that is all she would have to say. I would have no rebuttal for that.

Why do you need to tell her anything.

Unless you got a computer in the kitchen :wow :shifty

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### Author: ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/91 "2011-05-04T08:45:03Z")

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lol, technically it is lol. And once in a while she will actually log into FB.

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/92 "2011-05-04T09:57:41Z")

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Lettuce be cereal is golden.

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### Author: ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/93 "2011-05-04T10:15:05Z")

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If you ever open a realtor office will you call it “Lettuce B. Realty”?

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/94 "2011-05-04T10:21:18Z")

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Already got an office homie. Names staying.

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### Author: ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/95 "2011-05-04T10:28:18Z")

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Is that what you do all day? On a serious note. I thought you were a state worker.

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/96 "2011-05-04T10:30:49Z")

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> [@COD 4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cod-4/38120/410):
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> Is that what you do all day? On a serious note. I thought you were a state worker.

No I work for a private company 8-5, non state worker here.

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/97 "2011-05-04T10:31:49Z")

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me:“I’ve had a crush on you for years.”  
her:“Fuck off, Chris.”

:rofl BITCH IS RAGING.

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### Author: ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/98 "2011-05-04T10:32:05Z")

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I thought you were in the IT field and did some realty moonlighting?

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/99 "2011-05-04T10:32:42Z")

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> [@Drug test question...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drug-test-question/29871/47):
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> I thought you were in the IT field and did some realty moonlighting?

Correct.

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### Author: ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/100 "2011-05-04T10:35:03Z")

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Ahh…#1 Mr. Walker stalker right here lol

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