# Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215 "2011-05-02T20:48:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/101 "2011-05-04T11:13:50Z")

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You’re #3.

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### Author: ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/102 "2011-05-04T11:15:31Z")

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you love it though :lol

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### Author: ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/103 "2011-05-04T19:36:34Z")

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> [@Too good to be a baristas at Starbucks? Be one at McDonalds!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-good-to-be-a-baristas-at-starbucks-be-one-at-mcdonalds/41914/20):
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> I am crying laughing at sbardy and lance in this thread. hilarious…
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> :rofl shannon riedy ??? :ohnoes better get some pennicillin

lol deff. she was the only person online when i read this thread stupid enough to fuck with.🤣rofl

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### Author: ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/104 "2011-05-05T06:58:04Z")

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on tacomaworld we have a thread very similar. text a girl and ask her “When you gonna let me tap that?”. Surprising, it also brings results, time and time again

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### Author: ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/105 "2011-05-05T08:32:01Z")

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> [@tougethisDB1"](#):
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> lol deff. she was the only person online when i read this thread **stupid enough to fuck with**.🤣rofl

haha def…few of my friends used to fuck with her

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/106 "2011-05-05T12:12:33Z")

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LOL :rofl :rofl Best thread on shift and the best waste of 15 minutes of reading in my life so far :lol I must try this.

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/107 "2011-05-05T12:35:55Z")

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very funny stuff

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-this-to-all-the-girls-you-know-for-guarenteed-sex/258215/108 "2011-05-05T12:40:13Z")

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> [@There is...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is/41942/13):
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> on tacomaworld we have a thread very similar. text a girl and ask her “When you gonna let me tap that?”. Surprising, it also brings results, time and time again

I think I linked to our original Let me tap that thread in the first post :number1

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