# thank you tiger woods

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 14, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612 "2010-02-14T20:33:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/1 "2010-02-14T20:33:07Z")

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dear tiger,

thank you for getting married and banging random white bitches. Had you pulled a derek jeter and stayed single–no one would have given a fuck about how many ho’s you bang. Yet due to all the back lash from you being married and banging ho’s your sponsors have dropped you from public image.

as a result, i can now purchase your tasty, refreshing 32 oz gatorade at big lots for a big discount–only 50 cents per 32 oz bottle. same shit i pay 1.89 a bottle for at the convenience store is remarkably cut down to 50 cents!!! my, how the mighty have fallen. Yet i benefit from you. So thanks

sincerely

me

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**Author:** ![BigMack\_Srt8](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigmack_srt8/32/6025_2.png) [@BigMack\_Srt8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigMack_Srt8)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/2 "2010-02-14T21:13:14Z")

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big lots ftw

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**Author:** ![Orr89rocz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac91a4/32.png) [@Orr89rocz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orr89rocz)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/3 "2010-02-14T21:14:10Z")

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haha yeah seriously how could anyone that famous try to get married??

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**Author:** ![SPC\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@SPC\_Wright](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SPC_Wright)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/4 "2010-02-14T22:09:46Z")

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ROFL I thought it was bs…then i went to Big Lots…yea they seriously have em there dirt cheap

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/5 "2010-02-15T06:15:34Z")

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ROFL! good info

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**Author:** ![spoolinsteve](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spoolinsteve/32/6026_2.png) [@spoolinsteve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spoolinsteve)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-tiger-woods/204612/6 "2010-02-15T09:40:41Z")

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win