# "Thats what she said" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 19, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414 "2010-01-19T20:11:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/1 "2010-01-19T20:11:39Z")
I RARELY use this comeback. hardly ever. but tonight, while some kid was cashing me out at tops, i couldnt resist. he’s scanning all of my stuff, when his manager walks by with another manager and goes “OMG ask ricky, my hair was like a puffball when i came in today! wasnt it ricky??” the kid looks back and is like, “ya it was pretty bad” so i go “ya, my hair gets super crazy sometimes.” he says, “mine usually just stays like this. but when i get it wet enough, i can get it to move a little bit” i couldnt resist, “thats what she said!” the kid fucking lost it. like, loling HARD at the checkout line. people are looking at him like he’s crazy. it took him a while to settle down too, i was like dude, relax, cmon keep cashing me out i got shit to do (i really didnt) post your best “thats what she said” moments ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/2 "2010-01-19T20:13:38Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/3 "2010-01-19T20:18:25Z")
thats what she said ---
**Author:** ![LittleFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9a140/32.png) [@LittleFoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LittleFoot)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/4 "2010-01-19T20:19:12Z")
haha :tup: ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/5 "2010-01-19T20:21:13Z")
I was drilling some holes for guard rails at work and I told my trainee to “go deeper” he stopped and looked at me and said “thats what she said”. ---
**Author:** ![cteclipse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@cteclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cteclipse)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/6 "2010-01-19T21:25:07Z")
I was 19 at the time, teaching a 55 year old to fly planes, and working on the landing, telling him to pull the nose up higher and higher, give me more give me more (pressure on the flight controls)… he pauses, looks over at me, said “thats what she said” I was stunned ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/7 "2010-01-19T21:44:49Z")
i was trying to plug in a USB cable to my friends laptop, he said “dude, wrong hole” me-"…that’s what she said" ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/8 "2010-01-19T22:26:24Z")
lol that one family guy episode where peter is putting together a crib and brian is reading the direction Brian- Insert rod support A into slot B Peter- Thats what sh- Brian- If you say thats what she said one more time im gonna punch you in the face. ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/9 "2010-01-20T05:30:56Z")
Boss - I use this on all my rubbers, and ect… Me and other guy at parts counter - thats what she said! In sync customers all busted out laughing ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/10 "2010-01-20T06:09:27Z")
I do them all the time…I am that guy. I always can make some pretty good ones. I like the ones that don’t make sense at all though ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/11 "2010-01-20T07:12:05Z")
cashing a guy out at work for a hand pump kit for winterizing his RV… he asks: “how long will it take to do this process” me: “depends how hard you pump” 60yr old man: “thats what she said” I lost it… and followed up with a high five and told him he is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/12 "2010-01-20T07:28:42Z")
oh god I have so many of these that I can’t remember right now. ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/13 "2010-01-20T07:32:58Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/14 "2010-01-20T22:09:21Z")
I literally use this every day. Best to date was walking out front at the shop and only hearing the part of the customers sentence ending “this is the place to come” I lost my marbles. and got yelled at for TWSS-ing a customer. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/15 "2010-02-23T15:16:22Z")
so i went into work the other day and had a little 8oz red bull. my boss was like “what do you have there?” i was like, “oh, a red bull. just a little guy.” she says, “it isnt big enough!” “THATS WHAT SHE SAID!” ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/16 "2010-02-23T15:22:46Z")
Today… Hey, make sure you stick that thing in my box (referring to an in/outbox on a desk) “That’s what she said” I got the :squint: from her… ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/17 "2010-02-23T15:26:16Z")
When painting my basement last week…“Hey, come over here on top, there’s a spot that you missed.” -That’s what she said ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/18 "2010-02-23T15:37:29Z")
There are too many of these. Two weeks ago, DH and I were at the bank and the banker says ‘It just keeps coming and coming and coming.’ We tried our best not to scream TWSS. ---
**Author:** ![Z28pr0jekt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28pr0jekt/32/5393_2.png) [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/19 "2010-02-23T16:05:56Z")
I was at my roommate’s parents house. We were talking about steam cleaning our carpet… so his dad says “You should do it once, let it dry, then do it again” And my roommate of course responds with “That’s what she said” ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/20 "2010-02-23T17:53:36Z")
me and my co worker dave were transferring a house’s electric service wire from one pole to another, and the new pole was on the back side of the old pole, so we had tried to make it reach, and I had to get some hardware so I went back down to the ground, and wanted to make sure it would reach I shouted to Dave “Dave is it gunna reach or what?” He shouts back “Its about 6 inches short” (lol) I shout back “THATS WHAT SHE SAID” hilarity ensues [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414.md?page=2)