# "Thats what she said" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 19, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414 "2010-01-19T20:11:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/21 "2010-02-24T13:01:13Z")
I say this line a good 5x a week. I should start making a list. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/22 "2010-02-25T21:58:20Z")
Regarding almond M&M’s … “All these are tiny compared to the one I just put in my mouth.” “That’s what she said.” ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/23 "2010-02-26T23:44:34Z")
this kid i work with had spacers or whatever in his ears, they were stretched out suuuuuper far (he now has sloppy hanging ear holes) he asked the owner if he could put them back in and she was like no fuckin way! so he goes “CMON” and she goes “CMON MY ASS!” thats what she said ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/24 "2010-02-27T01:00:40Z")
Who, Simon? Haha ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/25 "2010-02-27T01:54:36Z")
![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3534790964_5d8bed17c0.jpg](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3534790964_5d8bed17c0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/26 "2010-02-27T07:39:13Z")
> [@airhead](#): > > ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3534790964_5d8bed17c0.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/2/22b1baf14b066a16f9e24c86a717ce41f98d55bd.jpeg) fucking awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/27 "2010-02-27T07:43:09Z")
Lol that’s so good! And ya it was Simon ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/28 "2010-03-02T18:16:36Z")
Tonight my wife said “I’m going to have to do a lot of blowing” referring to how many leaves have fallen from our tree onto the front yard. Obviously I said “That’s what she said”. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/29 "2010-03-02T18:34:33Z")
jealous that you have leaves falling on your front lawn right now… ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/30 "2010-03-02T18:37:44Z")
Yeah. It was 70/sunny with a breeze today. Not bad for this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/31 "2011-12-04T23:07:53Z")
BUMP alright i just saw this thread when looking for another thread i had started and remembered this from a few months ago. this girl that i work with was so stoked about the new mcdonalds strawberry lemonade slushies or whatever (gross) they were a quarter the day that they came out, she was so stoked on that shit, she looks at me and goes “i cant wait. im going to every mcdonalds along my route. give them a quarter, slurp it down, and then right onto the next one” TWSS!! ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/32 "2011-12-05T04:43:20Z")
You win^! ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/33 "2011-12-05T06:33:17Z")
Haha! ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/34 "2011-12-05T16:09:38Z")
Nice bump! We get so many TWSS moments at NAPA that we have decided to change it up a little bit and add the term “just like prom night” in it’s place on occasion. Examples… Put it in the small box…Just like prom night You have to get it in the right hole, but that can be tricky since you cant see down there it’s definitely a tight fit, but you know when it’s in all the way too many to list. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/35 "2012-11-15T18:35:52Z")
So I was standing at the paper shredder at work today and I jammed it (oh the ironing) So this guy Ed look at it and goes, “what’d you do joe? Too fast, too many, too thick?” ![http://thelone.be/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Awww_yeah.jpg](http://thelone.be/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Awww_yeah.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/36 "2012-11-15T18:47:14Z")
my next work shall be entitled “The Life and Times of Joseph Andrew Mendola” - It will be a “video book” and it will sell trillions. Trillions. 250 per human. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/37 "2012-11-15T18:56:03Z")
I like humans. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/38 "2012-11-15T19:34:31Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > So I was standing at the paper shredder at work today and I jammed it (oh the ironing) > > So this guy Ed look at it and goes, “what’d you do joe? Too fast, too many, too thick?” You do know it’s “irony” not “ironing”…right? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/39 "2012-11-15T19:53:31Z")
Oh, the ironing… ---
**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-what-she-said/78414/40 "2012-11-16T04:14:22Z")
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