# The Allen St "Shoe-Licker" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 8, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898 "2009-06-08T13:10:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mike93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike93/32/7325_2.png) [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/61 "2009-06-14T18:24:34Z")
Saw him in action last night. Honestly, I expected the dude to look creepier…but he fit right in with the rest of the crowd:gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/62 "2009-06-14T19:35:53Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > he licked my dirty etnies and loved every second of it a few months back… also, a while ago a friend was sitting on his porch on allen with his feet hanging off, and felt his feet start to move slightly. he looked down, and the shoe licker was going to town. he got up, went upstairs, and stepped in his cats litter box before coming back downstairs. he hung his feet off the porch again, the show licker was still there, and started again to lick his shoes. after a few seconds, he looked up and said “did you step in a cats litter box?” my friend goes “yup” the shoe licker kinda gave him an eh look and continued we were actually talking to him about this last night, oddly enough ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/63 "2009-06-14T20:21:30Z")
he also went to town on some guys muddy ass boots and was loving it. ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/64 "2009-06-15T06:43:45Z")
I wish I could enjoy something as passionately as this guy ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/65 "2009-06-15T08:47:16Z")
> [@L8APEX1](#): > > the shoe licker got a guy i work with. i thought he was full of shit but apparently not. > > why would anyone have a 2 liter full of urine? does said person like taking baths with jellyfish? > [@L8APEX1](#): > > why would anyone have a 2 liter full of urine? does said person like taking baths with jellyfish? ??? ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/66 "2009-06-15T11:23:20Z")
there was a vid a while back of a guy at the beach getting stung in his face by a jellyfish, and his wife peed on his face. something about the acidity of urine being good for a jellyfish sting? ---
**Author:** ![BIG\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@BIG\_E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BIG_E)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/67 "2009-06-15T17:48:57Z")
there are way better bums and weird people on allen than the shoe licker. including: -the homeless freestyle rapper (not the human ipod) -the chronic masturbater. ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/68 "2009-06-15T18:04:47Z")
> [@BIG E](#): > > there are way better bums and weird people on allen than the shoe licker. including: > > -the homeless freestyle rapper (not the human ipod) > -the chronic masturbater. what? please share stories of above said people ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/69 "2009-06-15T18:09:16Z")
> [@BIG E](#): > > there are way better bums and weird people on allen than the shoe licker. including: > > -the homeless freestyle rapper (not the human ipod) > -the chronic masturbater. i encountered the human ipod yesterday. meh. there was also a homeless guy in the bathroom at jim’s going crazy on the hand dryer…guys were just going in there and pissing anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/70 "2009-06-15T18:11:09Z")
Since when did this become a competition of Allen st weirdos? lol ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/71 "2009-06-20T00:17:01Z")
not my shoe. ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/72 "2009-06-20T00:33:12Z")
> [@BIG E](#): > > there are way better bums and weird people on allen than the shoe licker. including: > > -the homeless freestyle rapper (not the human ipod) > -the chronic masturbater. so true!!! i remember there used to be a bum who sat inbtwn brickbar and the pink who would play whatever song you wanted on the guitar for money… however every fucking song quickly turned into his rendition of “play that funky music” lol ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/73 "2009-06-20T01:13:18Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > not my shoe. awsome ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/74 "2009-06-20T01:16:13Z")
I just got a pic message from my friend Andrea who spotted that son of a bitch @ the pink. The dude does a lot of going out for someone who works at mighty taco. ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898/75 "2009-06-20T04:43:38Z")
I finally saw him last night, I was expecting some older bum looking guy. good stuff [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-allen-st-shoe-licker/68898.md?page=3)