# The Apple Store **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848 "2008-12-17T17:10:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/1 "2008-12-17T17:10:18Z")
I’m in the Apple Store right now. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STARBUCKS LATTE?!?!?!?!?! :angry2 ---
**Author:** ![crazyz250](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazyz250/32/6352_2.png) [@crazyz250](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazyz250)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/2 "2008-12-17T17:11:39Z")
a hott girl just walked by and i was stairing at her ass and she caught me :confused ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/3 "2008-12-17T17:14:31Z")
you fags ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/4 "2008-12-17T17:15:23Z")
> [@crazyz250](#): > > a hott girl just walked by and i was stairing at her ass and she caught me :confused did ya holla at er? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/5 "2008-12-17T17:16:48Z")
One of the salesmen just went up to brian and started straddling him… were gettin the FUCK outta here and FAST :nuts ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/6 "2008-12-17T17:17:44Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > One of the salesmen just went up to brian and started straddling him… were gettin the FUCK outta here and FAST :nuts No. Did not happen. Ban. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/7 "2008-12-17T17:51:43Z")
1. Go in Apple Store 2. Load up a screen-sized pic of lesbian porn 3. Exit store 4. :ninja ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/8 "2008-12-17T18:28:23Z")
I put the one imac or whatever it was on the tourettes guy as we walked away… lol “BOB SAGET!” :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/9 "2008-12-17T18:39:00Z")
I am sorry. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/10 "2008-12-17T18:40:42Z")
I was in there a little over an hour ago buying a new mouse :lol ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/11 "2008-12-17T19:29:25Z")
Me and a buddy want to go in there one day and start asking technical questions. You know about the specifics of the OS and the hardware. Would be interesting to see what the ‘Geniuses’ really know about what they sell. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/12 "2008-12-17T19:33:07Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > Me and a buddy want to go in there one day and start asking technical questions. You know about the specifics of the OS and the hardware. Would be interesting to see what the ‘Geniuses’ really know about what they sell. Get it on tape fo sho ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/13 "2008-12-17T19:36:07Z")
ya i should go do that, ask a bunch of techy questions and see wat happens, and slip some trick questions in too 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/14 "2008-12-18T04:59:25Z")
i cant stand going in there, way too many gays ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/15 "2008-12-18T05:28:18Z")
actually they have atleast one person in the store at all times who is sopposed to know all the “techy” answers, thats his only job, i forgot what shirt color he is but pretty much find the guy with the biggest pocket protector tape on his glasses and you’ll find your man ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/16 "2008-12-19T11:16:29Z")
> [@Allstar Graphics](#): > > i cant stand going in there, way too many gays I noticed that when I went in and bought a new MacBook. ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/17 "2008-12-19T11:27:29Z")
> [@QuickLT1](#): > > I noticed that when I went in and bought a new MacBook. Had a gay guy selling me shit …all over the place.With there tight apple shirts :crackup ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/18 "2008-12-19T11:33:59Z")
> [@crazybrew609](#): > > actually they have atleast one person in the store at all times who is sopposed to know all the “techy” answers, thats his only job, i forgot what shirt color he is but pretty much find the guy with the biggest pocket protector tape on his glasses and you’ll find your man Yea, that is who I was referring to by ‘Genius.’ I’ll pit my 4 years of computer science against his 2 week training class any day of the week. ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/19 "2008-12-19T12:42:47Z")
Your latte is up the escalator and to the left. Starbucks right outside of Best Buy ftmfw. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848/20 "2008-12-19T12:45:07Z")
> [@McLen](#): > > Your latte is up the escalator and to the left. Starbucks right outside of Best Buy ftmfw. Thanks for not working yesterday. Was gunna get the storm. but nooooo, you just had to be not working. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-apple-store/240848.md?page=2)