# The Best Position...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 19, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436 "2009-04-19T16:15:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/1 "2009-04-19T16:15:20Z")

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![http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/LostPerfectFlaw/jajhaha.jpg](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/LostPerfectFlaw/jajhaha.jpg)

is on your knees.

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**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/2 "2009-04-19T16:35:05Z")

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All the Catholic girls already know this.

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**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/3 "2009-04-19T21:08:53Z")

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…and the catholic boys…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/4 "2009-04-19T21:09:36Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/5 "2009-04-19T21:13:23Z")

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hahahaha wow…thats almost like the quizno commercial where the toaster ovens tells scotty to put it in him… perverted people out there

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-position/66436/6 "2009-04-20T06:01:03Z")

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A young man gets out of church and crosses the street to get coffee and a donut. While crossing he gets hit by a car.

The driver, fearing that the young man might die, asks him if he should get the priest.

The young man replies “I can’t believe you’d think about sex in a situation like this, call an ambulance!”