# The best spam I have received in a while **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 27, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106 "2008-02-27T12:50:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/1 "2008-02-27T12:50:01Z")
> [@mohammediyakub20008@hotmail.com](#): > > I am very sorry for you Xxxxxx, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that. > Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent. > I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you. > Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $10,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $5,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every discusion i had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up. > WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY. > DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:00 PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY . > GET BACK TO [ME:mohammedyakubu20008@hotmail.com](mailto:ME:mohammedyakubu20008@hotmail.com) This is the first time a spammer has ever threatened to kill me unless I give him money. ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/2 "2008-02-27T12:51:14Z")
that rocks ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/3 "2008-02-27T12:51:16Z")
I WISH IT WAS REAL. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/4 "2008-02-27T12:54:07Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I WISH IT WAS REAL. You are just jealous because no one would spend $10k to have you killed. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/5 "2008-02-27T12:55:32Z")
Outsourced assassins, sweet. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/6 "2008-02-27T12:56:50Z")
So he sends an email. hahaha ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/7 "2008-02-27T12:57:12Z")
hahaha that fucking rulez ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/8 "2008-02-27T13:01:10Z")
Who did you cut off in traffic this time? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/9 "2008-02-27T13:01:37Z")
HAHAHAH WE JUST GOT THAT TOO!!! I printed it out and handed it around everywhrer ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/10 "2008-02-27T13:05:44Z")
So are you going to pay me or not? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/11 "2008-02-27T13:07:08Z")
The ban stick doesn’t give you assassin powers. ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/12 "2008-02-27T13:12:03Z")
did you, or someone in your party call the wrong person flavor flav? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/13 "2008-02-27T13:12:58Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > So are you going to pay me or not? Quoted for the police investigation. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/14 "2008-02-27T13:14:39Z")
That’s OK I’ll sue them for taking away my baby monkey while out of their jurisdiction. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/15 "2008-02-27T13:15:06Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > did you, or someone in your party call the wrong person flavor flav? :snky: is that kool-aid? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/16 "2008-02-27T13:18:18Z")
lol damn ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/17 "2008-02-28T07:54:02Z")
I emailed him back trying to set up a time to meet so I could pay him off. This was his response: > [@response](#): > > A YOU IDIOT YOU THINK I AM A JOKER,HELL AWAITS YOU IF YOU DONT COMPLY.IT SEEMS YOUR LIFE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU. I GIVE INSTUCTIONS AND NOT YOU IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO COMPLY FORGET ABOUT THE OFFER ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/18 "2008-02-28T07:56:04Z")
Ask him where you can send the money or how he wants it transfered ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/19 "2008-02-28T07:58:24Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > I emailed him back trying to set up a time to meet so I could pay him off. This was his response: HAHAHAH ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/20 "2008-02-28T08:17:17Z")
[http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/index.php?option=com\_content&task=view&id=1034798&Itemid=43](http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1034798&Itemid=43) Google search of that email address turned up that link. Then searching for some of the text turns up tons of links: [http://www.scamorama.com/killer.html](http://www.scamorama.com/killer.html) [http://monoshone.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-weeks-death-threat.html](http://monoshone.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-weeks-death-threat.html) [http://www.unicom.com/blog/entry/495](http://www.unicom.com/blog/entry/495) > **[Nigerian Spammers Up the Ante - Slashdot](https://idle.slashdot.org/story/08/02/11/1656233/nigerian-spammers-up-the-ante)** > > It seems the Nigerian spammers have learned you can't always kill them with kindness. Now they just threaten to kill you. A woman in St. Louis received a mail that said, in part, "Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your... Link to the google results: [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=is+a+pity+that+this+is+how+your+life+is+going+to+end+as+soon+as+you+don't+comply](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=is+a+pity+that+this+is+how+your+life+is+going+to+end+as+soon+as+you+don%27t+comply) Now I’m a little disappointed no spammer has cared enough to send me one of these. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106.md?page=2)