# The best spam I have received in a while **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 27, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106 "2008-02-27T12:50:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/21 "2008-02-28T08:18:50Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > I emailed him back trying to set up a time to meet so I could pay him off. This was his response: lol tell him you’re a government official (or mafia?) or some shit and he’s being tracked right now. Fuck with him a little make sure to use better grammar than him though ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/22 "2008-02-28T08:20:29Z")
this is almost sorta scary that people get these messages ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/23 "2008-02-28T08:24:27Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Now I’m a little disappointed no spammer has cared enough to send me one of these. lol ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/24 "2008-02-28T08:26:14Z")
the funny thing is they wouldn’t do it unless some people were stupid enough to fall for it. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/25 "2008-02-28T08:32:15Z")
You should email him back about he’s a shining example of what’s wrong with the world. When you hire an assassin you expect the job to be done, not to have the assassin put the life up for bid. I mean, put yourself in the shoes of the guy who wanted you dead in the first place. I’d be pissed if I spent good money on a hit, not to mention to the countless hours interviewing assassins, mercenaries and soldiers of fortune only to hire a guy who tries to make some money on the side doing the opposite of what I paid him for. It’s not like you can just pull out the yellow pages and pick a name. It takes a lot of leg work to track down a decent assassin. If you can’t trust a murderer for hire, who can you trust? ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/26 "2008-02-28T08:33:02Z")
Tell him you will send Chuck Norris after him… ---
**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/27 "2008-02-28T09:00:23Z")
This is all because of the guy who tried to chase you down during the TSD rally isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/28 "2008-02-28T10:44:45Z")
Probably. That guy had a few screws loose. ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/29 "2008-02-29T15:11:56Z")
They’re doing a piece about this on Channel 4 in 5 minutes 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/30 "2008-02-29T15:40:05Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > :snky: is that kool-aid? OOHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106/31 "2008-02-29T23:28:36Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > They’re doing a piece about this on Channel 4 in 5 minutes 🤣 lol aw, I missed that? =( damn. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-best-spam-i-have-received-in-a-while/44106.md?page=1)