# The Conundrum II : Subarus.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 23, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638 "2009-07-23T16:29:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/1 "2009-07-23T16:29:02Z")

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What exactly is “that” what makes a Subaru… a Subaru.

First to get the “correct” reply wins 50 rep points.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand go:ahh

Link to first thread.

[http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=10938&highlight=conundrum](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=10938&highlight=conundrum)

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/2 "2009-07-23T16:38:02Z")

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They all blow up.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/3 "2009-07-23T16:38:12Z")

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![http://www.jokesy.com/images/melbourne-barbie-dolls-brunswick-lesbian.jpg](http://www.jokesy.com/images/melbourne-barbie-dolls-brunswick-lesbian.jpg)

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/4 "2009-07-23T16:40:55Z")

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You got that one saved on your computer Paul?

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/5 "2009-07-23T16:45:29Z")

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> [@FS 93 SHO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-93-sho/20821/13):
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> You got that one saved on your computer Paul?

no, I searched for a pic of dykes and that came up.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/6 "2009-07-23T16:51:18Z")

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Love

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**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/7 "2009-07-23T17:15:55Z")

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Where to begin…  
-bearing material in oil  
-broken cams  
-cracked ringlands  
-broken piston skirts  
-scuffed piston walls  
-spun rod bearings  
-bent rods  
I could go on all day? Junk 2.5 motors are what make a Subaru, a money pit. Do I win?

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/8 "2009-07-23T17:17:09Z")

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us subaru motors are junk  
they got all the good ones in jdm land

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/9 "2009-07-23T17:17:35Z")

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> [@Federal Judge Rules US Paper Money Unfair to Blind People](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/federal-judge-rules-us-paper-money-unfair-to-blind-people/20796/16):
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> Where to begin…  
> -bearing material in oil  
> -broken cams  
> -cracked ringlands  
> -broken piston skirts  
> -scuffed piston walls  
> -spun rod bearings  
> -bent rods  
> I could go on all day? Junk 2.5 motors are what make a Subaru, a money pit. Do I win?

i’d say ya lol.

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**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/10 "2009-07-23T17:39:21Z")

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My brief Subaru motor rant:

2.0 H4 that is properly designed for boosted applications in Euro/JDM land is one of the better engineered motors available on the market.

Subaru imports 2.5 H4 to USDM to ease emissons since they already have motor in 2.5RS. Cheap bastards.

Subaru doesn’t do any revisions to block to compensate for additional heat/wear that a boosted application puts a motor through.

EJ257 is horrible in USDM STi and fails almost at will due to oiling issues in block and heatsoak in pistons.

Subaru doesn’t warranty EJ257 motors that go boom. They expect this failure and know people will drive cars hard. Easy to say no.

EJ257, Subaru, FUCK YOU!

The End.

Love,

Me

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/11 "2009-07-23T17:40:28Z")

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ej207 ftmfw

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**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/12 "2009-07-23T17:43:09Z")

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> [@cazwrx187"](#):
>
> ej207 ftmfw

Should have bought a car that had one swapped into it fool.

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/13 "2009-07-23T17:45:35Z")

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> [@November 26th Cruise....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/november-26th-cruise/20644/62):
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> Should have bought a car that had one swapped into it fool.

ITs all good now though. Oh wait, he cant rev past 2k rpm.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/14 "2009-07-23T17:48:48Z")

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> [@November 26th Cruise....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/november-26th-cruise/20644/62):
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> Should have bought a car that had one swapped into it fool.

I know right. Mechanically, it’s running awesome. We’ll see what happens after some wiring this weekend.

> [@FS:Turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-turbo/20491/12):
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> ITs all good now though. Oh wait, he cant rev past 2k rpm.

And it’s still worth more than your 15 second salvage title junk box

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**Author:** ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/15 "2009-07-23T17:51:54Z")

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what happened to RSTi?

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/16 "2009-07-23T17:54:12Z")

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Bad lifters.

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**Author:** ![JaceSTi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jacesti/32/6481_2.png) [@JaceSTi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaceSTi)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/17 "2009-07-23T18:14:29Z")

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Damn, Love makes a Subaru a Subaru…

```
          Yet I ain't feeling it in here.
```

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/18 "2009-07-23T18:16:18Z")

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> [@Mustang vs. WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mustang-vs-ws6/20827/11):
>
> Love

> [@Federal Judge Rules US Paper Money Unfair to Blind People](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/federal-judge-rules-us-paper-money-unfair-to-blind-people/20796/20):
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> Damn, Love makes a Subaru a Subaru…
> 
> ```
> Yet I ain't feeling it in here.
> 
> ```

I beat you :thumbup:lol  
Welcome to shift.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/19 "2009-07-23T18:17:06Z")

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lesbian love?

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-ii-subarus/245638/20 "2009-07-23T18:17:34Z")

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> [@PS3 vs. XBOX360 v.\*a number n\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ps3-vs-xbox360-v-a-number-n/20755/39):
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> I know right. Mechanically, it’s running awesome. We’ll see what happens after some wiring this weekend.
> 
> And it’s still worth more than your 15 second salvage title junk box

 ![http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/ikon671/parts/DSCF2843.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/4/14c9537b3cb8c89703656d0ae8c4aa857c505e8c.jpeg)

lol 15 seconds lol

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