# The Conundrum III : Twitter.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 3, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549 "2009-09-03T13:34:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/1 "2009-09-03T13:34:29Z")

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![http://www.cartoonart.org/images/twitter.jpg](http://www.cartoonart.org/images/twitter.jpg)

How the fuck is it popular?

I mean Srsly. Things like the popularity of Twitter makes me want to give up on society all together.

And if I hear one more person “Tweeting” he’s getting a…beating.

Discuss.

Correct answer gets +50 rep points as usual.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/2 "2009-09-03T13:35:28Z")

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media hyped it up

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/3 "2009-09-03T13:37:16Z")

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i can honestly tell you that i have never ever been on [www.twitter.com](http://www.twitter.com) or any clicked on any links to it. i dont even really know what it is. it probably sucks though

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/4 "2009-09-03T13:38:33Z")

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The company I work for uses Twitter, a lot.  
Whenever we make software updates, a new release, etc.  
And our CFO will regularly email the entire headquarters looking for notable “tweets”.  
Profitable marketing strategy?

Hey, Twits…

I DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING ALL THE TIME!

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/5 "2009-09-03T13:40:24Z")

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In summary : You know the Facebook status update on what you’re doing?

It’s kind of like that, just without the whole Facebook aspect of it.

:ponder

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/6 "2009-09-03T13:44:48Z")

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sounds like everything facebook is good for (not THAT much) minus everything facebook is good for, amirite?

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/7 "2009-09-03T13:48:31Z")

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its popular because in the United States of America peolpe are so fucking simple minded that posting there every little move on the world wide web excites them to the point of no return. they have to constantly be using there cellular devices. without them some would perrish.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/8 "2009-09-03T13:49:56Z")

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Oh hai guise, I’m pewpin!

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/9 "2009-09-03T13:50:06Z")

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People are to lazy to actually read now a days. The shorter and simpler the better for our fat lazy country

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/10 "2009-09-03T13:50:20Z")

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> [@NYSpeed and Carlisle in 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-and-carlisle-in-2007/22513/18):
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> Oh hai guise, I’m pewpin!

prove it!

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/11 "2009-09-03T13:50:53Z")

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> [@WTB: 1998 Honda Accord 4 cyl. Auto RADIATOR](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-1998-honda-accord-4-cyl-auto-radiator/22516/6):
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> People are to lazy to actually read now a days. The shorter and simpler the better for our fat lazy country

says the boy who weighs no more than his sisters cunt hair. :hug

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/12 "2009-09-03T13:51:07Z")

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Well, not really. Girls don’t poo. That’s why I haven’t responded to the TP thread.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/13 "2009-09-03T13:53:20Z")

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> [@NYSpeed and Carlisle in 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-and-carlisle-in-2007/22513/19):
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> Well, not really. Girls don’t poo. That’s why I haven’t responded to the TP thread.

im sure u shit long hot steamy fire when u get home.

nicole shuts the window shades, closes door to bathroom, sits on terlit and and feeds the bowl a hot steeming loaf of used chocolate goodness.

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/14 "2009-09-03T14:24:25Z")

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Because the general American public are all a bunch of self centered attention whores who think other people give a shit about what they are doing.

Congratulations Twitter, you turned the away message into a website.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/15 "2009-09-03T14:26:10Z")

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retarded giraffes like kramer were manipulated into using it

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/16 "2009-09-03T14:41:51Z")

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I have never visited the site, never will, I think it’s stupid as fuck.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/17 "2009-09-03T14:52:28Z")

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I signed up when twitter launched…

Dident see the point in it as facebook has status updates…

havent been to it since…

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/18 "2009-09-03T15:09:19Z")

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It’s probably popular because of the whole “Pop & Celebrity” deal. I’ve noticed a lot of celebrities talk about being on it and “tweeting”:gay2  
Maybe the public wants to be connected with the Pop Culture :gay2 :gay2

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/19 "2009-09-03T15:12:20Z")

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^What she said  
Because of the American public’s obsession with celebs

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-conundrum-iii-twitter/246549/20 "2009-09-03T15:19:54Z")

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> [@curb update](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/curb-update/22505/57):
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> It’s probably popular because of the whole “Pop & Celebrity” deal. I’ve noticed a lot of celebrities talk about being on it and “tweeting”:gay2  
> Maybe the public wants to be connected with the Pop Culture :gay2 :gay2

Easier to stalk?

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