# The Current State of Shift518

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 15, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739 "2012-08-15T18:39:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/81 "2012-08-17T07:04:37Z")

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> [@Boost Creep"](#):
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> I thought he was joking, lol

I KNOW he was. And so did the mod staff… that doesnt matter.

“Ahhh officer, I just put my fingers in my jacket pocket to look like a gun at the bank as a joke, no big deal… Can I get out of jail now??”

All the while KK is standing in line cashing a check and not being arrested for childishly pressing the authorities buttons.

> [@So who likes murdered out 600rr's with custom exhausts?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-likes-murdered-out-600rrs-with-custom-exhausts/50490/34):
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> Joking WILL get you banned

Joke like a dumbass and yah, it will.

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### Author: ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/82 "2012-08-17T07:39:52Z")

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Guess how many KK posts I’ve read in this thread: 0

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/83 "2012-08-17T07:52:29Z")

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lies. You want me to post the +rep for post 79 saying how you think I am god and should be reincarnated so I can have my own island un Uguanistan called Nolan Town.

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### Author: ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/84 "2012-08-17T08:03:15Z")

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lies.  
 ![http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/images/17/00/47/62/05/476205.gif&size=200x300](http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/images/17/00/47/62/05/476205.gif&size=200x300)

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/85 "2012-08-17T08:11:16Z")

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![http://blog.silver-peak.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lies-about-networking.jpg](http://blog.silver-peak.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lies-about-networking.jpg)

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/86 "2012-08-17T08:13:26Z")

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That joke is too far

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/87 "2012-08-17T08:25:40Z")

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> [@Recommend me a bank.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/recommend-me-a-bank/50474/42):
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> That joke is too far

but it didnt break any rules did it?

friendly reminder to ya’ll

KK BAN COUNT = 0

just figured I would rub it in a lil. :rofl

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/88 "2012-08-17T08:38:03Z")

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It offended all the jews on the site

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### Author: ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/89 "2012-08-17T08:45:14Z")

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![http://i.imgur.com/A0UxW.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/A0UxW.jpg)

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/90 "2012-08-17T08:54:52Z")

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> [@Night Welding School](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-welding-school/50516/3):
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> It offended all the jews on the site

I am offended that they are offended.

where the hell has :skid been? I would like to see what he thinks about all this.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/91 "2012-08-17T08:57:40Z")

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The Jews deserve to be offended for what they have done with the banking industry and the movie industry

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### Author: ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/92 "2012-08-17T09:00:16Z")

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Whatjew talkin bout.

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### Author: ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/93 "2012-08-17T09:04:12Z")

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![http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff218/dlslax89/BannedWagon.jpg](http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff218/dlslax89/BannedWagon.jpg)

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/94 "2012-08-17T09:11:53Z")

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🤣rofl:rofl

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### Author: ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/95 "2012-08-17T09:26:48Z")

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Jew guys, this isn’t funny. Not juan bit.

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/96 "2012-08-17T09:27:05Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/50158/2):
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> I’m a perfect candidate… I mean come on…
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> I’ll read everyones pm’s…
> 
> I will call people sand \*\*\*\*\*\*\*…
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> I will text people and call them faggots. And yes my mom called me one once krazykid… I was so hammered I threw up all over myself then got naked when my buddy was sleeping on ground. Door was open, mom walked in and called me a faggot in the morning. After that I proved to her and my dad I wasnt gay as they saw girls doing the walk of shame in the a.m. Many times.
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> I will call cossey and tell him that I need to borrow the patio furniture in his kitchen for a party I’m having in my back yard.
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> I will put my tits on slowmarros camaro, then take a pic and send it to him. Then pull his pants down and spank his ass.

Ugh I got here too late and can’t +rep him now :banghead:banghead

How do you know that Singh searched through others PM’s?

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### Author: ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/97 "2012-08-17T09:27:44Z")

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> [@The last movie you've seen, and rate it.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-last-movie-youve-seen-and-rate-it/27425/869):
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> ![http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff218/dlslax89/BannedWagon.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/1/41d204916bf493190e3886d57ae5a4c4e4a78283.jpeg)

Please don’t post anymore pictures of my vehicle.

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### Author: ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/98 "2012-08-17T09:28:46Z")

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I’m curious to know how frank shirt would feel about this

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/99 "2012-08-17T09:28:57Z")

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> [@what kind of transmarobird is this?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-kind-of-transmarobird-is-this/50515/10):
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> Ugh I got here too late and can’t +rep him now :banghead:banghead
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> How do you know that Singh searched through others PM’s?

He said he did.

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### Author: ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2012, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/100 "2012-08-17T09:41:12Z")

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I’m juandering that myself avb.

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