# The Current State of Shift518 **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 15, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739 "2012-08-15T18:39:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/101 "2012-08-17T09:42:57Z")
We should have more state of the union addresses ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/102 "2012-08-17T09:43:13Z")
> [@STM's new setup on the Ricer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stms-new-setup-on-the-ricer/50486/21): > > Guess how many KK posts I’ve read in this thread: 0 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl so fucking true, its like the amount of shady’s posts I read ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/103 "2012-08-17T09:50:16Z")
> [@The last movie you've seen, and rate it.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-last-movie-youve-seen-and-rate-it/27425/870): > > I’m juandering that myself avb. Seriously considering rocking a frank shirt motorsports decal on the evo. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/104 "2012-08-17T10:07:54Z")
> [@Locutus, come to the dark side](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/locutus-come-to-the-dark-side/50514/12): > > We should have more state of the union addresses State of the Forum 2012. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/105 "2012-08-17T10:44:24Z")
> [@Night Welding School](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-welding-school/50516/5): > > 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl > > so fucking true, its like the amount of shady’s posts I read GET ON MY ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/106 "2012-08-17T12:31:50Z")
![http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk94/kkkustom2/pjbnotimpressed.jpg](http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk94/kkkustom2/pjbnotimpressed.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/107 "2012-08-17T13:03:39Z")
> [@KrazyKid"](#): > > ![http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk94/kkkustom2/pjbnotimpressed.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/9/c9aabdee0d006315f47f39486d919d55a503031c.jpeg) I see you found out about “McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed”. Welcome to the internet. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/108 "2012-08-17T13:18:49Z")
LOOOL i made one of my fireman buddy here at work and kept makign them I just couldnt stop ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/109 "2012-08-17T14:54:34Z")
> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/1232): > > Some people think hitler is hilarious too… whats the point? > > The fucking rules are posted, dont break them and you wont get banned. Holy fuck people. > > What happens when you drive 80 in a 65??? You might get one cop to think “ahhh fuck it, what ever” but you will also get a ticket at some point, and your an absolute pussy bitch if you cry about it in court. > > There are 3 choices in life. > > -Push the envelope knowing eventually it will bite you and accept it when it does. > > -Push the envelope knowing eventually it will bite you and cry like a bitch when it does. > > -DONT PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND NOTHING WILL BITE YOU IN THE ASS! > > 99% of the active members are fucking adults and cant figure this out??? > [@what kind of transmarobird is this?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-kind-of-transmarobird-is-this/50515/3): > > there buddy :hug > > check it out: > > [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=27722](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=27722) > > :dunno > > seems like he got pulled over for 80 in a 65 and got a ticket. > [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/1234): > > I KNOW he was. And so did the mod staff… that doesnt matter. > > “Ahhh officer, I just put my fingers in my jacket pocket to look like a gun at the bank as a joke, no big deal… Can I get out of jail now??” > > All the while KK is standing in line cashing a check and not being arrested for childishly pressing the authorities buttons. > > Joke like a dumbass and yah, it will. > [@WM6 for the Treo 700WX](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wm6-for-the-treo-700wx/50517/2): > > but it didnt break any rules did it? > > friendly reminder to ya’ll > > KK BAN COUNT = 0 > > just figured I would rub it in a lil. :rofl Kk, thanks man. Appreciate the wisdom while I was gone. I’m just wondering what the fucks going on in your head when you were typing those posts. You should be banned for taking up space on this site with totally retarded theories and rants. Just being honest man… ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/110 "2012-08-17T15:00:50Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/111 "2012-08-17T15:01:24Z")
P.s. The doing 80 in a 65 analogy sucked… I’m not even going to tell you how bad the hand in the pocket one was. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/112 "2012-08-17T15:02:05Z")
Wow it smells awfully cunty in here ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/113 "2012-08-17T15:05:43Z")
Drink some cranberry juice. ---
**Author:** ![DRock518](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drock518/32/6363_2.png) [@DRock518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DRock518)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/114 "2012-08-17T16:14:54Z")
Sup Sbarday how was your 4hr ban? Did you learn alot from it? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/115 "2012-08-17T17:49:55Z")
Time out ITT ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/116 "2012-08-17T18:30:05Z")
I bought a magic carpet from Singh. It doesnt fly. ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/117 "2012-08-17T18:36:19Z")
> [@and the best grammar award goes to](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-the-best-grammar-award-goes-to/50519/5): > > Time out ITT If people don’t take a fucking timeout you might get johnny caged in the nutsack -frank shirt- ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/118 "2012-08-17T18:59:49Z")
bunch of faggotry itt ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/119 "2012-08-17T19:02:42Z")
> [@Decent wind power idea](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/decent-wind-power-idea/50483/41): > > bunch of faggotry itt ![http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/345/169/bc7.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/a/faf8c67c5e5ffa894a6eb682ae07bc366d86136b.png) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-current-state-of-shift518/264739/120 "2012-08-17T19:13:03Z")
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