# The dedicated Kate Upton thread

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**Created:** [April 2, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dedicated-kate-upton-thread/263247 "2012-04-02T20:23:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dedicated-kate-upton-thread/263247/4 "2012-04-02T21:43:54Z")

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> [@To the](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the/48968/19):
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> I WOULD DRAG MY DICK AND BALLS ACROSS A DESERT OF BROKEN GLASS TO HEAR HER FART THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE

I heard people say that like three times today man, I expected at least a little more originality from you.

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