# the dildo shifter **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [January 4, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635 "2010-01-04T08:14:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/21 "2010-01-04T15:12:03Z")
> [@i got punked](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/68): > > eh there’s some kids on this site i dont think this is appropriate Ba humbug. ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/22 "2010-01-04T15:15:34Z")
> [@\*NEW\* Lotus Exige GT3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-lotus-exige-gt3/25522/18): > > Ya japan’s porn industry is just horrible. Would not be suprised if there was a back story to it. Like this girl who fights evil, with sex I might add, has to join the local drift circuit to stop this monster shaped thing from winning it and could only drift the car by having sex with it as the car is possesed…5 years and 900 episodes later she marries her car(who was an angel who liked to have sex with his occupants hence the dildo shift knob). Yeah haha. I got a better idea. Play this song 1:00 minute in and read this caption. [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/8/d82257471e31148513d1a3df3fc76abf53b90be3.jpeg "Moon Child") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHwftkkLy34) In a world where pteradactyl’s shamelessly rape the denizens of Tokyo, and swarms of salarymen furiously bukkake the women of Japan; only one man, one car, and one magical dildo shifter can save the day. :eek: •vrrrrm high speed chase, ripping through a wasteland of tissues, panties, and jizz• One man must harness the power of FUCK! From the virgin pussies of Japan, to restores order to a nation of lawlessness. “Get the fuck in!” •girl jumps in• “Fuck my dick shift, it’s the only way to harness the power of FUCK! And defeat the evil pteradactyls!” “you either can drop your pants and fuck my dick shift while running through Tokyo or you can jump out of the car and suffocate in jizz! What will it be?” •30 mennsurround the car and try to jizz on the passenger window• “Ok, I will do it. I will sacrifice my vagin for the power of FUCK!” •epic burn out• •drifting through hordes of bukkake zombie, as the girl ravges the shifter with her vagina• … “Why did you stop?!!!” “My…my legs are tired!! I can’t go on! I can’t do it anymore!” “Oh for fuck sakes!!!” “FALCON PUNCH!!” •girl goes flying out of the car• •50 men surround her, suffocating her in a sea of jizz as she let’s out an agonizing “AHHHHHH!” _Screen turns black_ Legend of Drift Sluts! In theatres tsummer 2010. Or to be more JDM, dorifuto surutsu no densetsu!!! That would be epic. ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/23 "2010-01-04T15:20:56Z")
I can’t breathe. HAHAHAAHHA ---
**Author:** ![BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost-hungry/32/5721_2.png) [@BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BoOsT-HuNgRy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/24 "2010-01-04T15:21:41Z")
awsome this thread just got interesting hahaha ---
**Author:** ![team\_DA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/team_da/32/5531_2.png) [@team\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/team_DA)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/25 "2010-01-04T15:43:58Z")
i thought my 9 inch bubble with flowers in it was bad… ---
**Author:** ![izzo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/izzo/32/5769_2.png) [@izzo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/izzo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/26 "2010-01-04T15:55:00Z")
roflol ---
**Author:** ![boostISbest](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostisbest/32/5772_2.png) [@boostISbest](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostISbest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/27 "2010-01-04T16:00:35Z")
is it a rub-start? ---
**Author:** ![Hacknik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba9def/32.png) [@Hacknik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hacknik)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/28 "2010-01-04T16:08:06Z")
hahahaha FALCON PUNCH! Fuckin golden. ---
**Author:** ![Ninja\_Ninja](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninja_ninja/32/5685_2.png) [@Ninja\_Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/29 "2010-01-04T16:31:38Z")
oh man this thread is win. no comment from mark? ---
**Author:** ![Trutrax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trutrax/32/5658_2.png) [@Trutrax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Trutrax)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/30 "2010-01-04T16:32:44Z")
LOL @ posts. Classy xP ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/31 "2010-01-04T16:52:29Z")
> [@Low to Mid 40's next week!!! W00T!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/low-to-mid-40s-next-week-w00t/25488/38): > > is it a rub-start? Things get too messy when you have two shift sticks in the picture. The last thing you want while kicking ass and taking names is your close-ratio stick to explode in the car on ya. Best to stick to the magical dick shift in the middle. It can take more abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Keez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/keez/32/5570_2.png) [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/32 "2010-01-04T17:14:29Z")
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool fucking amazing ---
**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/33 "2010-01-05T10:50:14Z")
win! rofl, dorifuto surutsu no densetsu!!! ---
**Author:** ![Abominus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Abominus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Abominus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/34 "2010-01-05T11:02:26Z")
Rocking the Driftworks harness, I would say this is from the UK. I’m not sure if that’s more or less disturbing. Mary Poppins? ---
**Author:** ![DudebuD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@DudebuD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DudebuD)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/35 "2010-01-05T11:48:31Z")
id find it hard to fight the urge to stroke it. ---
**Author:** ![TooFortyEssExx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@TooFortyEssExx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TooFortyEssExx)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/36 "2010-01-05T12:00:25Z")
Lol Can’t stop laughing! Think this just made my day! Where did you find this? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635.md?page=1)