# the dildo shifter

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**Category:** SON240sx Automotive\
**Created:** [January 4, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635 "2010-01-04T08:14:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dildo-shifter/130635/22 "2010-01-04T15:15:34Z")

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> [@\*NEW\* Lotus Exige GT3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-lotus-exige-gt3/25522/18):
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> Ya japan’s porn industry is just horrible. Would not be suprised if there was a back story to it. Like this girl who fights evil, with sex I might add, has to join the local drift circuit to stop this monster shaped thing from winning it and could only drift the car by having sex with it as the car is possesed…5 years and 900 episodes later she marries her car(who was an angel who liked to have sex with his occupants hence the dildo shift knob).

Yeah haha.

I got a better idea. Play this song 1:00 minute in and read this caption.

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/8/d82257471e31148513d1a3df3fc76abf53b90be3.jpeg "Moon Child") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHwftkkLy34)

In a world where pteradactyl’s shamelessly rape the denizens of Tokyo, and swarms of salarymen furiously bukkake the women of Japan; only one man, one car, and one magical dildo shifter can save the day.  
:eek:  
•vrrrrm high speed chase, ripping through a wasteland of tissues, panties, and jizz•

One man must harness the power of FUCK! From the virgin pussies of Japan, to restores order to a nation of lawlessness.

“Get the fuck in!” •girl jumps in•  
“Fuck my dick shift, it’s the only way to harness the power of FUCK! And defeat the evil pteradactyls!” “you either can drop your pants and fuck my dick shift while running through Tokyo or you can jump out of the car and suffocate in jizz! What will it be?”  
•30 mennsurround the car and try to jizz on the passenger window•  
“Ok, I will do it. I will sacrifice my vagin for the power of FUCK!”

•epic burn out•  
•drifting through hordes of bukkake zombie, as the girl ravges the shifter with her vagina•

…  
“Why did you stop?!!!”  
“My…my legs are tired!! I can’t go on! I can’t do it anymore!”  
“Oh for fuck sakes!!!” “FALCON PUNCH!!” •girl goes flying out of the car•  
•50 men surround her, suffocating her in a sea of jizz as she let’s out an agonizing “AHHHHHH!”  
_Screen turns black_

Legend of Drift Sluts! In theatres tsummer 2010. Or to be more JDM, dorifuto surutsu no densetsu!!!

That would be epic.

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