# The dog story. (true story from last night) **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [March 27, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896 "2006-03-27T11:57:41Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/21 "2006-03-27T12:27:40Z")
So it was you! My mom was pissed when you did that. ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/22 "2006-03-27T12:29:10Z")
> [@Audi\_Sniper](#): > > So it was you! My mom was pissed when you did that. LOL. ---
### Author: ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/23 "2006-03-27T12:30:06Z")
LMAO! ---
### Author: ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/24 "2006-03-27T12:31:54Z")
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGHAHHAHAHAH i just read this at school, in a class, and i had to restrain myself from laughing and i cant even explain how hard that was. AMAZING. BIG :tup: to the newman and +1 ---
### Author: ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/25 "2006-03-27T12:35:55Z")
i’m one of those _dog lovers_… but this story is funny as **HELL**. LMAO :lolham: ---
### Author: ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/26 "2006-03-27T12:35:58Z")
cliffs? ---
### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/27 "2006-03-27T12:37:03Z")
Good read LOL Now to the store to buy an airhorn ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/28 "2006-03-27T12:37:11Z")
> [@walter](#): > > cliffs? I blasted a rat dog in the face with an airhorn at a stoplight. Hilarity ensued. ---
### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/29 "2006-03-27T12:46:57Z")
I know I fell out of my chair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ---
### Author: ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/30 "2006-03-27T12:49:11Z")
I roffled so hard my professor had to come and read it and he roffled too ---
### Author: ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/31 "2006-03-27T12:52:34Z")
Wow…I had a similiar experience. Short version: Lady has her little yappy dog in Hollywood video. Dog yaps at me, lady cuts in front of me in line. When I go out to my Trans Am, lady and dog are in front of my car. Younger girl petting yappy dog. Dog yaps at me again. I get in car, fire it up and give the dog a double blast of my nitrous purge from the nostrils of the T/A. Wow, how high a dog and owner can jump! lol ---
### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/32 "2006-03-27T12:53:23Z")
rofl. nice. ---
### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/33 "2006-03-27T12:59:04Z")
VERY funny, both of you… ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/34 "2006-03-27T13:06:37Z")
Wow. I like dogs and one of mine (well my fiance’s actually) is a maltese: the smallest and yappiest of the small white yappy dogs. I almost took offense but then I realized that it’s a goddamned good idea so I’m going to do it the next time the little fucker won’t shut up because he heard a leaf blow or something. I think it would scare the fuck out of my shephard mix too. :tup: to owning an obnoxious dog owner and her master. ---
### Author: ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/35 "2006-03-27T13:26:48Z")
Well written and very funny!! ---
### Author: ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/36 "2006-03-27T13:30:02Z")
This thread gets 5 stars. :tup: ---
### Author: ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/37 "2006-03-27T13:35:09Z")
Holy mother of god, i’m in tears right now because I am laughing so hard! ---
### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/38 "2006-03-27T13:52:45Z")
outstanding. air-horns are often un-tapped by people as tools for hillarity. Not you, sir. Good work :tup: ---
### Author: ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/39 "2006-03-27T13:53:43Z")
> [@SilencingMachine](#): > > i’m one of those _dog lovers_… but this story is funny as **HELL**. LMAO :lolham: :word: ---
### Author: ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander) #### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/40 "2006-03-27T13:57:43Z")
Nice! I am a “dog lover” but there is no need to have a dog “bother” a human being. X… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896.md?page=3)