# The dog story.  (true story from last night)

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 27, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896 "2006-03-27T11:57:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 4

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### Author: ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/61 "2006-03-28T04:16:55Z")

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I like dogs… but dogs do not equal children as many people make them…  
Good job damaging the dogs hearing though… you are totally emo… you dont care about anything there mitten boy. Next time I see the lotous out crusin… I"ll make sure to have my air horn ready for Joo.

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### Author: ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/62 "2006-03-28T05:05:46Z")

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as soon as i read air horn i didnt even think to stop laughing till i was done reading. in which case i was still laughing

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### Author: ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/63 "2006-03-28T05:15:41Z")

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ohhhh man my stomach hurts soooo bad bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/64 "2006-03-28T06:19:16Z")

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a buddy at work and I both got a great laugh out of that one newman, :tup: to quick thinking.

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### Author: ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/65 "2006-03-28T06:31:45Z")

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lmao 🤣 classic

fucking air horn

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### Author: ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/66 "2006-03-28T07:03:39Z")

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Haha. You probably made the thing fucking deaf.

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### Author: ![TheKID](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TheKID](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TheKID)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/67 "2006-03-28T07:06:45Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> I centered it right between his fucking eyes, point blank range. I pulled the trigger.

when i saw that i was like “dude wtf??? this has to be bullshit”  
then why i saw airhorn, it made it 10 times funnier.

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### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/68 "2006-03-28T07:15:45Z")

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i was hoping water pistol… damn… next time we have a nice night…

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### Author: ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/69 "2006-03-28T16:51:36Z")

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man i already knew what happened but it was still funny to read

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### Author: ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/70 "2006-03-28T16:59:24Z")

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Fucking awesome. I like some types of dogs, but that one sounded like just the kind that annoys the shit out of you. If it was a pug however I would have had to FIGHT you. 😃

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### Author: ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dog-story-true-story-from-last-night/9896/71 "2006-03-28T21:29:27Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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