# The Douchiest Phone Message in history...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 28, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529 "2008-06-28T12:28:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/1 "2008-06-28T12:28:12Z")
[Phone Message](http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/)
If you never want to get laid, just take after this guy, haha.
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/2 "2008-06-28T12:33:52Z")
LMFAO. “you should actually look that up, passive agressive personality disorder” hahahaha
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### Author:  [@RSXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSXTC)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/3 "2008-06-28T12:47:50Z")
Wow. Just, wow.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/4 "2008-06-28T13:07:45Z")
“i get approached like 6-7 times per day”
LOL WOW
“the guy from the street”
“i dont play that game” hahaha this is awesome
nice post !
this guy is a PLAYER SON
wait wait… is this you pants party ???
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME HAHA
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/5 "2008-06-28T20:19:40Z")
I wish it was me haha. I would be famous.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/6 "2008-06-28T20:19:52Z")
LOL word
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### Author:  [@silverandslow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/7 "2008-06-29T09:16:31Z")
He is 100 percent insane…only crazies say “Theres nothing wrong with me!”
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/8 "2008-06-29T09:27:13Z")
that was great… epic fail.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/9 "2008-06-29T09:38:59Z")
I wish the girl called him back saying "Hey I got your message but I’m incredibly bogged down with work can I call you back within a couple days?
Just for the sole purpose of receiving more entertaining messages.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/10 "2008-06-29T10:24:12Z")
ya ahah !
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/11 "2008-06-30T05:54:45Z")
haha, i heard that on the free beer and hotwings show comin into work today
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/12 "2008-06-30T07:20:11Z")
I dont see anything wrong with what he said?
What? Girls don’t like that?
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/13 "2008-06-30T10:04:11Z")
it was on the radio? LOL nice
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/14 "2008-06-30T10:12:39Z")
Wow, if any guy ever left me messages like that I would probably call the cops thinking he was some kind of cerial killer. :lol
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/15 "2008-06-30T10:15:45Z")
> [@n!cole](#):
>
> Wow, if any guy ever left me messages like that I would probably call the cops thinking he was some kind of **cerial** killer. :lol
Hey! Gotcha…grammar nazi…
Cereal or Serial…pick one!
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/16 "2008-06-30T10:23:50Z")
> [@n!cole](#):
>
> cerial killer. :lol
:haha
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/17 "2008-06-30T10:28:49Z")
Agh. I always forget it’s serial.
I screw up sense all the time too.
I catch myself typing sence all the time. :sad
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/18 "2008-06-30T10:29:39Z")
> [@n!cole](#):
>
> Agh. I always forget it’s serial.
> I screw up sense all the time too.
> I catch myself typing sence all the time. :sad
Yeah watch that, don’t think you can just get by on looks alone :nono
:tong
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/19 "2008-06-30T10:30:03Z")
Oh jesus, my looks aren’t good enough to get by on. :lol
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/237529/20 "2008-06-30T10:31:34Z")
Depends on who ya ask :ponder
\*or your definition of ‘get by’ :naughty
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