# The Dukes of Hazzard Movie
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 5, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139 "2005-08-05T11:34:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/1 "2005-08-05T11:34:28Z")
…glad my ticket was free. Jessica simpson was smoking hott, the general was gay in the begining, the story sucked, bo/luke/uncle jesse swearing was terrible, rosco not a bumbling idiot was stupid and burt reynolds as boss hogg was just so bad there are no words to describe it.
Uncle Jesse gets smoked out? WTF is that all about?
there were some midly amusing parts but thats about as far as it goes.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/2 "2005-08-05T11:35:35Z")
thought you said you wouldnt go even if it was free
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### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/3 "2005-08-05T11:36:01Z")
I like Jessica Simpsons bum bum
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/4 "2005-08-05T11:42:08Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> thought you said you wouldnt go even if it was free
i changed my mind. thats allowed, right?
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### Author:  [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/5 "2005-08-05T11:44:51Z")
“put anotha shrimp on tha barby”…“thats what say over there” 🤣
i’m not gonna waste my $ going to see it…maybe a rental @ best
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/6 "2005-08-05T11:45:51Z")
how many minutes is jessica in it? if it is more than 25-30 and she is in the bikini for the majority of it, it may be worth seeing.
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/7 "2005-08-05T11:47:10Z")
i’ll go see it…and i’ll probably like it… because i’m not going to be a homo and say “but…they didn’t keep it true to the original…”
properties are modified to reach a wider/younger audience. look at the X-Men or Spiderman movies.
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/8 "2005-08-05T11:55:59Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> i’ll go see it…and i’ll probably like it… because i’m not going to be a homo and say “but…they didn’t keep it true to the original…”
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> properties are modified to reach a wider/younger audience. look at the X-Men or Spiderman movies.
they didn’t have to keep it original but they trashed it. They basically white trashed it. The sad part of it is, its probably a better reflection on this country, a bunch of scum bags.
simpson was in a bikini for about 2 minues of the film, not worth seeing it based on her alone.
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### Author:  [@No1baller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/No1baller)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/9 "2005-08-05T12:03:19Z")
> [@Be\_Rad](#):
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> I like Jessica Simpsons bum bum
:wackit:
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### Author:  [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/10 "2005-08-05T12:04:02Z")
how r the car scenes? i truly dont give a fuck about jessica simpson. shes a good-lookin girl but i dont give enough of a shit about her (or basically any other movie chick) to go see a movie because she wears short shorts. i dont expect it to be close to the same as the tv show, either. i just want it to be entertaining w/ some cool stuff w/ the car. thats why i liked it back in the day and thats what i’d hope for now. i saw previews when i was at Wedding Crashers and it looked cool enough to see.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/11 "2005-08-05T12:04:11Z")
> [@Cutty](#):
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> simpson was in a bikini for about 2 minues of the film, not worth seeing it based on her alone.
so im paying $2 per 30 sec of bikini…
WHAT A DEAL!!! :hitit:
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/12 "2005-08-05T12:07:50Z")
> [@Cutty](#):
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> they didn’t have to keep it original but they trashed it. They basically white trashed it. The sad part of it is, its probably a better reflection on this country, a bunch of scum bags.
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> simpson was in a bikini for about 2 minues of the film, not worth seeing it based on her alone.
how do u white trash a movie thats all about white trash???
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/13 "2005-08-05T12:08:42Z")
> [@00BlackSS](#):
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> how do u white trash a movie thats all about white trash???
it can’t be as bad as Trailer Fabulous on MTV
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/14 "2005-08-05T12:08:42Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> i’ll go see it…and i’ll probably like it… because i’m not going to be a homo and say “but…they didn’t keep it true to the original…”
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> properties are modified to reach a wider/younger audience. look at the X-Men or Spiderman movies.
x2…ill be seeing it tonite prob.
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/15 "2005-08-05T12:09:32Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> it can’t be as bad as Trailer Fabulous on MTV
🤣
but still…old dukes of hazzard = white trash boys running from cops
soo how do u white trash this movie
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/16 "2005-08-05T12:13:29Z")
i cant believe anyone expected it to hold true to the original series… 🤣
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/17 "2005-08-05T12:24:14Z")
how do you white trash the dukes? well the dukes was pretty holesome for the most part, they were nver white trash, just good ole country boys that always seemed to be helping someone out. luke gets high in the movie, uncle jesse gets high, come on. just because this country is in the toilet doesn’t mean you gotta take the dukes there.
the car sceens were ok but the sceens made me sick because of the shooting effects they used. not to many wide shots but mostly shoot fast and furious style.
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/18 "2005-08-05T12:25:49Z")
this is the US, we trash everything
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/19 "2005-08-05T13:11:19Z")
smoke weed…or drinking and making moonshine…booth illegal…soo whats the difference…its sad to see that the dukes is ur life and that this makes you soo upset…
why do u swing from the dukes nuts…they dont drive a g-body
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/176139/20 "2005-08-05T13:15:59Z")
> [@00BlackSS](#):
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> its sad to see that the dukes is ur life and that this makes you soo upset…
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> why do u swing from the dukes nuts…they dont drive a g-body
dude its something i like. all i said was the movie blew. how can the dukes be my life if g-bodys is…or is that gangsta rap…or is that racism…or maybe its something else… come on people step up, what else is my life since you know so much… :rolleyes:
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