# The Dumb $h!t you did today thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 11, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304 "2005-10-11T21:56:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/1 "2005-10-11T21:56:42Z")
prolly the biggest was eating this huge ass can of cherrie pie filling for dinner…im sooo nausious right now…its almost as bad as that nasty burnt melted carmel silvergtp made me glug down for a dollar lol…it was soooo thick and tasted like ass. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/2 "2005-10-11T21:58:35Z")
hm… where to begin i used a paring knife instead of a fork, that kind of hurt luckily the edit function works longer than 5 mins, there’s way more than that EDIT: i went to at least 3 public places with my pants unzipped, which i’ve done at least 2x/day for the past week i didn’t replace my smacked tranny pan and gasket because, well - i like buying mercon/dexron for slow leaks, and CELs get madd ladies who wanna give me handjobs in the taco bell lot ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/3 "2005-10-11T22:05:38Z")
yeah i did alota stupid shit today, but i dont need to post all of it lol. I once went to tie my shoes with a fork in my mouth and when i bent down the fork hi my knee and i jamed the fork into the roof of my mouth and have 4 holes dripping blood for like 5 min…that sucked lol. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/4 "2005-10-11T22:10:27Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > yeah i did alota stupid shit today, but i dont need to post all of it lol. I once went to tie my shoes with a fork in my mouth and when i bent down the fork hi my knee and i jamed the fork into the roof of my mouth and have 4 holes dripping blood for like 5 min…that sucked lol. thinking about this makes my mouth hurt. i did tons of dumb stuff today… but its all secret. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/5 "2005-10-11T22:11:24Z")
i almost drove thru a brick wall 3 days ago ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/6 "2005-10-11T22:21:53Z")
So we were in arc studio the other day, and we were turning in drawings. We asked out professor where to pin them up, she said “over there, from the window to the wall” Then someone just yells out SKEET SKEET SKEET OMG OMG I died. Me and like 5 other kids ran out of studio and roffled and loled for like 40 mins posted at newmans request ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/7 "2005-10-11T22:23:48Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > So we were in arc studio the other day, and we were turning in drawings. We asked out professor where to pin them up, she said “over there, from the window to the wall” > > Then someone just yells out SKEET SKEET SKEET > > OMG > > OMG > > I died. Me and like 5 other kids ran out of studio and roffled and loled for like 40 mins > > posted at newmans request when carl told me this story. i laughed about it for like 209 minutes then i thought about it all day. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/8 "2005-10-11T22:39:25Z")
locked myself out of the inside door of the house. Went ballistic and ripped the door handle off the door. Then used a screwdriver to open the lock. In the process of tearing the handle off I pushed myself through the wall in the hallway and was dripping with sweat. After I got in I remembered where I hid the spare key. Now I have a nice 3 foot hole in the wall that needs to be fixed and no door handle. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/9 "2005-10-11T22:42:32Z")
HA^HA ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/10 "2005-10-11T22:54:04Z")
I was asleep when the mail came and now my mom knows I have a Playboy subscription. Is that dumb? prolly not. Just careless. Living at home like this sucks though. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/11 "2005-10-11T23:47:53Z")
I got in a race with a honda mini-van… and lost. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/12 "2005-10-12T00:17:55Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > I got in a race with a honda mini-van… and lost. hoping you at least had enough juice for spark and your headlights so you didn’t have to try to get a jump at the next light :lol: ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/13 "2005-10-12T05:27:05Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > I was asleep when the mail came and now my mom knows I have a Playboy subscription. Is that dumb? prolly not. Just careless. Living at home like this sucks though. PO Box \> you ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/14 "2005-10-12T07:53:10Z")
Logged onto [nyspeed.com](http://nyspeed.com) @ work. Dammit, haven’t done anything productive in a good hour or so now… Shit, also started looking up mustangs on autotrader. _telling myself_ “My Jetta’s fine, you don’t want a RWD DD, don’t get any ideas…” ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/15 "2005-10-12T07:58:19Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > So we were in arc studio the other day, and we were turning in drawings. We asked out professor where to pin them up, she said “over there, from the window to the wall” > > Then someone just yells out SKEET SKEET SKEET > > OMG > > OMG > > I died. Me and like 5 other kids ran out of studio and roffled and loled for like 40 mins > > posted at newmans request lol [chris rock] “if the beat is right – she will dance ALL NIGHT.” 'til the sweat drip from my balls, my balls, my baaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllss. skeet skeet skeeeeet. [/chris rock] uh yeah on topic… dumb things… nothing yet today. i’ll update you later. something is bound to happen… ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/16 "2005-10-12T08:06:20Z")
i talked to kristen as if everything was all right i promise not to do any other stupid shit today ---
**Author:** ![GoldRanger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/goldranger/32/7304_2.png) [@GoldRanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GoldRanger)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/17 "2005-10-12T08:09:47Z")
waking up was the dumbest thing i have done today ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/18 "2005-10-12T08:21:04Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > Then someone just yells out SKEET SKEET SKEET so im trying to eat some breakfast, and i read this. not anymore. cereal all over the table and me laughing like a fool for about 10 minutes ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/19 "2005-10-12T08:22:59Z")
> [@Violator](#): > > locked myself out of the inside door of the house. Went ballistic and ripped the door handle off the door. Then used a screwdriver to open the lock. In the process of tearing the handle off I pushed myself through the wall in the hallway and was dripping with sweat. After I got in I remembered where I hid the spare key. Now I have a nice 3 foot hole in the wall that needs to be fixed and no door handle. 2nd roffle i havnt been awake long enough to do anything stupid. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304/20 "2005-10-12T08:38:09Z")
Wasted my time, read, and responding to this thread. Like my time is important or anything :roll: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dumb-h-t-you-did-today-thread/3304.md?page=2)