# The Dyson Airblade
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 23, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314 "2009-08-23T20:30:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/1 "2009-08-23T20:30:25Z")
A member on another forum I’m on recently took a trip and had a layover flight in Minneapolis-St Paul and came across one of these bad boys…
**The Dyson Airblade**
[http://www.dysonairblade.co.uk/](http://www.dysonairblade.co.uk/)
The Dyson Airblade uses patented Air Blade jet technology to literally scrape the water from your hands. You put your hands in, the sensors activate the jets and, as you pull your hands out of the openings, the water just slides off your hands.
No longer will you spend countless hours rubbing your hands together in a futile effort to remove water from them. Now, with the Dyson Airblade, one single motion removes ALL water, saving you time and money.
I doubt I will ever seen one, but I found this thing to be one of the coolest devices. I’d love to use one and see how it works.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/2 "2009-08-23T20:37:16Z")
suny albany has had them for awhile now
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### Author:  [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/3 "2009-08-23T20:39:47Z")
Yeah I saw the commercial on the science channel for this thing awhile back. Dyson makes cool shit. We have three of their vacuums(wife runs cleaning business). They also use to make a washing machine.
their shit always looks like ti should be powered by some cold fusion reactor or something. My kinda gizmo!
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/4 "2009-08-23T20:40:37Z")
I \<3 Dyson products. I got a Dyson vacuum when I moved into my new apartment, and got one for my mom. They’re awesome.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/5 "2009-08-23T20:47:36Z")
> [@FS: 1987 chylser conquest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1987-chylser-conquest/22002/5):
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> suny albany has had them for awhile now
Damn really? I thought it was some new jumpoff.
Fuck, might have to go use a bathroom at UAlbany to use one :lol
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/6 "2009-08-23T21:06:56Z")
> [@need opinions for a paper](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-opinions-for-a-paper/22010/7):
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> Damn really? I thought it was some new jumpoff.
> Fuck, might have to go use a bathroom at UAlbany to use one :lol
word… there pretty ingenious, I recommend running your hands through quick then doing a little bit of a slower pass, that really does the job
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/7 "2009-08-23T21:15:55Z")
What if you put your penis in it?
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/8 "2009-08-23T21:24:22Z")
> [@SyracuseStreetRacers.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/syracusestreetracers-com/20611/451):
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> What if you put your penis in it?
:ninjacone
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/9 "2009-08-23T22:20:13Z")
cant remember where but 99% sure ive seen one or something similar. kewl shit
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/10 "2009-08-23T23:06:57Z")
> [@FS: 1987 chylser conquest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1987-chylser-conquest/22002/5):
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> suny albany has had them for awhile now
Those shits are sick
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/11 "2009-08-23T23:07:53Z")
> [@PŌL: How Frequently do you wear a seatbelt?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pol-how-frequently-do-you-wear-a-seatbelt/21991/58):
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> Those shits are sick
you shut your dirty mouth…
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/12 "2009-08-24T06:15:33Z")
That’s awesome. I want one of those.
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### Author:  [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/13 "2009-08-24T06:34:57Z")
I used one at a casino in Canada and thought it was pretty sick
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/14 "2009-08-24T07:37:19Z")
I just think things should work properly
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/15 "2009-08-24T07:48:01Z")
> [@SyracuseStreetRacers.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/syracusestreetracers-com/20611/451):
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> What if you put your penis in it?
im willing to bet money thats already occured. i looked on tfln, but no mention of it yet. im SURE a drunk kid’s done it already.:thumbup
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/16 "2009-08-24T07:58:53Z")
Why would you have to be drunk? If I were a dude I would do it sober just to see how it feels…
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/17 "2009-08-24T08:48:01Z")
i wouldnt be sticking my dick into a strange electronic device, ive only got the one, ya know? you dont put strange items IN you at random just to see how it feels do you?
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/18 "2009-08-24T08:49:28Z")
It’s not a strange electronic device, it blows warm air, that is all. :lol
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/19 "2009-08-24T08:51:18Z")
put your bewbz in it nicole
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-dyson-airblade/246314/20 "2009-08-24T08:52:07Z")
They’re too big man, they won’t fit in a space designed for open palmed hands to slide in.
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