# The Effects of Drinking...

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**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-effects-of-drinking/126535 "2009-07-24T10:30:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![SpHiNxXx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sphinxxx/32/5659_2.png) [@SpHiNxXx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpHiNxXx)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-effects-of-drinking/126535/1 "2009-07-24T10:30:41Z")

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**[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][LEFT]The Effects of  
Drinking[/LEFT]  
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][LEFT]491 Magazine Issue 2 - 1983  
[/LEFT]**  
 [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][LEFT]I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar  
and was told by my wife to empty  
the contents of each and every bottle  
down the sink— or else! So I said I  
would, and proceeded with the unpleasant  
task. I withdrew the cork  
from one bottle and poured the contents  
down the sink, with the exception  
of one glass, which I drank. I  
extracted the cork from the second  
bottle and did likewise, with the exception  
of one glass, which I drank. I  
then withdrew the cork from the third  
bottle and poured the whiskey down  
the sink which I drank. I pulled the  
bottle from the cork of the next, and  
drank one sink out of it and threw the  
rest of it down the glass. I pulled the  
sink out of the next glass and poured  
the cork down the bottle. Then I  
corked the sink with the glass, bottled  
the drink, and drank the pour. When I  
had everything emptied, I steadied the  
house with one hand, counted the  
glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with  
the other, which were 298. As the  
house came by I counted them again  
and finally had all the houses in one  
bottle, which I drank.  
I’m not under the affluence of incohol,  
but some thinkle peep I am. I’m not  
half so thunk as you might drink. I  
fool so feelish. I don’t know who is  
me and the drunker I stand here the[/LEFT]  
longer I get.  
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_TK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sunny_tk/32/5550_2.png) [@Sunny\_TK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sunny_TK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-effects-of-drinking/126535/2 "2009-08-08T09:01:54Z")

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I don’t get it

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**Author:** ![DirrtyDevo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirrtydevo/32/5547_2.png) [@DirrtyDevo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DirrtyDevo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-effects-of-drinking/126535/3 "2009-08-09T14:14:14Z")

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I have a shirt that goes along the same way starting off saying “I will not come home drunk”

My parents got it for me when i got dropped on the porch and doorbell rang in the early hours 😃 I didnt wake up until 8-9pm the following day.