# The first time I got head. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 4, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568 "2008-12-04T14:44:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/1 "2008-12-04T14:44:23Z")
You guys are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only a couple people showed up. 6 dudes…1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face… the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host’s room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would’ve joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn’t know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, “read the first word of each paragraph.” ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/2 "2008-12-04T15:58:42Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/3 "2008-12-04T17:19:35Z")
Ok, what are you SRS BZNS? He posted something like this a month or so ago. Fail. Didn’t even have to read it, just caught the last sentence and so technically I won the game ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/4 "2008-12-04T17:36:39Z")
That makes literally no sense, by remembering the game you lose, simply acknowledging the game makes you lose dumbfag. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/5 "2008-12-04T17:45:16Z")
You mean this dappen to you guys? Bummer. Maybe the 80’s were better than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/6 "2008-12-04T19:29:48Z")
fuck u benny fuck u :umm ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/7 "2008-12-04T19:35:55Z")
lol not gonna lie, i fell for it…good one benny ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/8 "2008-12-04T21:17:50Z")
the game is gay ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/9 "2008-12-05T06:08:43Z")
these things are gayer than chain letters… you are gay and stupid ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/10 "2008-12-05T09:15:05Z")
Then who was phone!? ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/11 "2008-12-05T09:19:34Z")
I believe the part that bennie jerked it with a bunch of dudes in the room. :confused ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/12 "2008-12-05T09:19:41Z")
Everybody criticizing this is a faggot, or is raging because they lost. Enjoy your lose, faggots. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/13 "2008-12-05T09:20:06Z")
> [@Johawk](#): > > I believe the part that bennie jerked it with a bunch of dudes in the room. :confused …funny story… ---
**Author:** ![eeshnips](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eeshnips/32/6395_2.png) [@eeshnips](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eeshnips)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/14 "2008-12-05T09:20:25Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/15 "2008-12-05T13:31:47Z")
this “game” is over my head…i dont understand…you lose if you read the post? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/16 "2008-12-05T13:33:23Z")
I’m not about to explain the game. :🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/17 "2008-12-05T13:35:08Z")
damn you sir ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/18 "2008-12-05T13:50:16Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > I’m not about to explain the game. :🙂 sounds retarded anyway. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/19 "2008-12-05T13:52:04Z")
> [@crxgator](#): > > sounds retarded anyway. It is, but sometimes people react in a hilarious fashion. Essentially, if you think of “the game” you lose. To play/win “the game” the point is to make others think of it. Go to the mall some day, stand in a crowded place, and scream “FUCK I LOST THE GAME!” and see how many others say the same. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-first-time-i-got-head/240568/20 "2008-12-06T18:47:32Z")
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