# The Foggy Monocle **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 17, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-foggy-monocle/70674 "2009-07-17T12:37:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-foggy-monocle/70674/1 "2009-07-17T12:37:57Z")
[http://thefoggymonocle.com/](http://thefoggymonocle.com/) SPRAY TAN GONE WRONG! Talk2TheTan: pretty funny quick story for you Talk2TheTan: so my roomate is sleeping with this girl…she owns this spray tan company and is hot as fuck Talk2TheTan: so she is in town and just decides to spray tan herself and do this model promotion thing yesterday and not pay someone else to do it… Talk2TheTan: so in a brief history about spray tanning you get sprayed with essentially a paint gun and you wait like 8 hours to take a shower and then when you rinse it off you look tan for a few weeks… LecherousLoon: okay, i like where this is going Talk2TheTan: so she sprays herself in the morning and is hanging out with my roommate all afternoon LecherousLoon: tru tru Talk2TheTan: well they start fucking and he pulls out and busts on her stomach and huge glorious fake tits…. LecherousLoon: brilliant LecherousLoon: tell me it fucks up her “tan” Talk2TheTan: soo she wipes it off and since she didnt wait the 8 hours on the tan…the spray tan comes off in a nice spotted pattern all up her stomach and on her tits… LecherousLoon: hahaha LecherousLoon: that is an awesome story LecherousLoon: dude LecherousLoon: that is increidble! Talk2TheTan: so she takes a shower and rinses the tan off and still has cum stains all over the place Talk2TheTan: and has to do this model thing in a bikini LecherousLoon: haha LecherousLoon: oh man LecherousLoon: take a picture, please take a picture! * * * I wasted some time on that site. Some funny shit.