# The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 4, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742 "2008-09-04T21:56:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/1 "2008-09-04T21:56:56Z")
yes they are… ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/2 "2008-09-04T21:58:48Z")
o and steve some girl just messaged me on aim, asking for you? explain that. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/3 "2008-09-04T21:59:21Z")
Mines a pain in the ass, But I Love her to Death ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/4 "2008-09-04T22:00:27Z")
> [@AP1Nick](#): > > Mines a pain in the ass, But I Love her to Death same for me but i know alot of guys on here who dont have girls like us :cool ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/5 "2008-09-04T22:25:17Z")
i dont have a girlfriend, just a cute girl I hang out wit alot ;D and as soon as i fugre out how to post pics from my digi cam I’ll show her. so uhh give me a few. sucks she won’t let me fuck her yet, I feel like my hand is my best god damn friend :sad ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/6 "2008-09-04T22:30:28Z")
well nobody had time to say “pics or ban” :sad anyways heres two of the girls ![http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s240/ijibgoremtn/SDC10001.jpg](http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s240/ijibgoremtn/SDC10001.jpg) at Park West ![http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s240/ijibgoremtn/SDC10002.jpg](http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s240/ijibgoremtn/SDC10002.jpg) In my dorm room, thats they box my tv came in :lol she’s like 5’2 but she’s cute as hell, she’s the one I been hangin out with alot, well alot more than the other one anyways :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/7 "2008-09-04T22:30:37Z")
> [@McBitchin](#): > > i dont have a girlfriend, just a cute girl I hang out wit alot ;D and as soon as i fugre out how to post pics from my digi cam I’ll show her. so uhh give me a few. sucks she won’t let me fuck her yet, I feel like my hand is my best god damn friend :sad Just cause she won’t let you doesn’t mean you can’t… ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/8 "2008-09-04T22:31:39Z")
EXACTLY!!! I’m not givin up I’ve known her for like a week, god forbid I hang out with a clean girl for once :lol w.e my hand still works fine for the time being. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/9 "2008-09-04T22:55:07Z")
> [@McBitchin](#): > > EXACTLY!!! I’m not givin up I’ve known her for like a week, god forbid I hang out with a clean girl for once :lol w.e my hand still works fine for the time being. WTF? nono man, get her drunk and force it upon her. Learn to be a man. Use a condom though… she’ll forgive you for the drunken sex, but she will not forgive you 3 months later when she hasn’t gotten her period and you have no other alternative but to falcon punch her. (Falcon punch is most effect when utilized with a flight of stairs) ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/10 "2008-09-04T22:56:08Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > WTF? nono man, get her drunk and force it upon her. Learn to be a man. Use a condom though… she’ll forgive you for the drunken sex, but she will not forgive you 3 months later when she hasn’t gotten her period and you have no other alternative but to falcon punch her. (Falcon punch is most effect when utilized with a flight of stairs) Falcon punch + Stairs :lol ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/11 "2008-09-04T22:56:42Z")
actually our r.a’s have a 5gallon bag full of trojans that are free for us whenever we ask for them, so I dont have much excuse not to. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/12 "2008-09-04T22:57:22Z")
lol free condoms. i wouldnt trust them ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/13 "2008-09-04T23:05:57Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#): > > lol free condoms. i wouldnt trust them +1. After being on Honda-Tech for 4 years now… I know how fucked up some people actually are. hahah ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/14 "2008-09-04T23:07:37Z")
nono trust me I’m good friends with my r.a I he’s the one who helped me out with the whole club deal. I highly doubt he would pin prick my condoms, but fuck now you have me feelin all sketch about them :lol ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/15 "2008-09-05T04:41:46Z")
Girlfriends are bitches, thats why i turned mine into a wife in 2001 lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/16 "2008-09-05T04:43:25Z")
This thread makes me RAGE. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/17 "2008-09-05T09:01:39Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > This thread makes me RAGE. :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/18 "2008-09-05T09:15:24Z")
My girlfriend is a PITA, i prolly shoulda kicked her to the curb a long time ago with some of the shit shes put me thru… but I love her, and now shes preggers ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/19 "2008-09-05T09:16:43Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > My girlfriend is a PITA, i prolly shoulda kicked her to the curb a long time ago with some of the shit shes put me thru… but I love her, and now shes preggers ya buddy, thats what happens when no condom is in use. lol, but 3 years for me and heather, and nothing yet lol ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/20 "2008-09-05T09:54:06Z")
whos the girl that imed u lookin for me?? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=2)