# The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 4, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742 "2008-09-04T21:56:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/21 "2008-09-05T10:10:45Z")
I had a new girlfriend for like a week. fucking headache that was :ponder Now I have half a bag of lime, a machette, a shovel and one less 50 gallon garbage bag. OH and no headache ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/22 "2008-09-05T11:03:24Z")
llooooool ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/23 "2008-09-05T11:24:39Z")
> [@SRS BZNS](#): > > I had a new girlfriend for like a week. fucking headache that was > > :ponder > > Now I have half a bag of lime, a machette, a shovel and one less 50 gallon garbage bag. > > OH and no headache WIN!!! I got class at 3…FAIL! ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/24 "2008-09-05T22:47:15Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > My girlfriend is a PITA, i prolly shoulda kicked her to the curb a long time ago with some of the shit shes put me thru… but I love her, and now shes preggers Please tell me you’re atleast 27. if you’re atleast 23… we can let you slide but only if you supply pics. But if you’re under 23, your man card is going to get revoked for your lack of ability to force her into an abortion. Unless it was planned… then your man card is revoked irregardless. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/25 "2008-09-05T22:50:05Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > Please tell me you’re atleast 27. if you’re atleast 23… we can let you slide but only if you supply pics. But if you’re under 23, your man card is going to get revoked for your lack of ability to force her into an abortion. > > Unless it was planned… then your man card is revoked irregardless. :ninja ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/26 "2008-09-05T23:25:55Z")
epic thread in the making :nod child support FTMFW. :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/27 "2008-09-05T23:29:01Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > My girlfriend is a PITA, i prolly shoulda kicked her to the curb a long time ago with some of the shit shes put me thru… but I love her, and now shes preggers :wow :runaway :giggedy:ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/28 "2008-09-05T23:40:42Z")
> [@Fn Skanks](#): > > epic thread in the making :nod > > child support FTMFW. :giggedy Yep. That’s why I do nothing but right arm excercises. Never know when you gotta hit a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/29 "2008-09-05T23:44:21Z")
LAWL. :crackup yeah, my right hand never talks back either… :cool ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/30 "2008-09-06T07:58:16Z")
[![http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2063/ducttapecp3.jpg](http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2063/ducttapecp3.jpg)](http://imageshack.us) ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/31 "2008-09-06T09:03:37Z")
my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/32 "2008-09-06T09:11:05Z")
> [@Fn Skanks](#): > > LAWL. :crackup > > yeah, my right hand never talks back either… :cool But your hand doesn’t swallow :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/33 "2008-09-06T09:14:02Z")
> [@d. gage](#): > > my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend ☹ y not? :giggedy > [@Johawk](#): > > But your hand doesn’t swallow :giggedy :lol ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/34 "2008-09-06T09:16:46Z")
i dont have a girlfriend …but what i do have is a bitch that would be very pissed if she heard me say that ;D :nod ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/35 "2008-09-06T09:39:06Z")
> [@88slowmarro](#): > > i dont have a girlfriend …but what i do have is a bitch that would be very pissed if she heard me say that ;D :nod +1 :devillook ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/36 "2008-09-06T09:54:53Z")
girls: you can’t live with them. you cant chop them up throw them in a garbage bag and bury them out in the woods off of Rt 9 in the adirondacks. wait… forget i said that :ninja ---
**Author:** ![RSXTC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@RSXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/37 "2008-09-06T10:30:55Z")
Wow, you guys are assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/38 "2008-09-06T12:44:34Z")
> [@RSXTC](#): > > Wow, you guys are assholes. Comes with the territory of having a penis. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/39 "2008-09-06T12:57:30Z")
most girls are only after the next best thiing ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/40 "2008-09-06T16:39:04Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > Please tell me you’re atleast 27. if you’re atleast 23… we can let you slide but only if you supply pics. But if you’re under 23, your man card is going to get revoked for your lack of ability to force her into an abortion. > > Unless it was planned… then your man card is revoked irregardless. :🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=3)