# The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 4, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742 "2008-09-04T21:56:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/41 "2008-09-06T18:46:36Z")
> [@d. gage](#): > > my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend ☹ my wife will, so long as she can fuck her too… :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/42 "2008-09-06T22:30:03Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > :🙂 ya, roll your eyes at me. I’m not the one with girl problems. :bowdown ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/43 "2008-09-07T08:11:12Z")
> [@Jimmerz](#): > > my wife will, so long as she can fuck her too… :crackup were can i get one of those ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/44 "2008-09-07T08:11:51Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#): > > were can i get one of those :+1 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/45 "2008-09-07T09:02:07Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > ya, roll your eyes at me. I’m not the one with girl problems. :bowdown Neither am I. :banana ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/46 "2008-09-07T14:01:35Z")
back together If not, her number is to be pm’d to me in 10 minutes or else. ;D ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/47 "2008-09-07T15:48:55Z")
No girlfriend= no problems (I think). ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/48 "2008-09-07T16:00:36Z")
Thats shitty. Ive never had much luck with the ladies. Id rather just spend my money on my car and do my own thing anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/49 "2008-09-07T16:09:16Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#): > > Don’t get em wrong. I don’t “hate” women or anything. > > I just don’t see how I’m gonna trust one ever again … I don’t blame you. That’s an awful situation to have to go through. I stick to lovin’ my car. She might not be perfect but I know she won’t ever leave me. :lol ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/50 "2008-09-07T16:16:13Z")
if my car had a vagina I would so fuck it right now :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/51 "2008-09-07T17:23:48Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#): > > My ex wife had one … and she f\*\*ked me! > > (what I actually mean is, **_she f\*\*ked me OVER_** ) > > Big Time! :crackup I like to stick it in my car’s tailpipe on occasion… she’s on the pill so I don’t have to wear protection. :nana Oh, and i’m not referring to my car with that 2nd statement. :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/52 "2008-09-07T17:40:33Z")
> [@RSXTC](#): > > Wow, you guys are assholes. haha most of these pricks are …every girl i seem to date call me “to nice” maybe thats why i cant get past the 3rd date :headbang ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/53 "2008-09-07T18:37:54Z")
My girlfriend is perfect. This hread is a bit weird but has epic potential. ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/54 "2008-09-07T20:02:55Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#): > > My girlfriend is perfect. This hread is a bit weird but has epic potential. ofcourse it will be epic ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/55 "2008-09-07T20:25:27Z")
![http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh8/imgoingwiththisname/Motivational/oj99problems.jpg](http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh8/imgoingwiththisname/Motivational/oj99problems.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/56 "2008-09-08T06:40:54Z")
> [@PJB](#): > > No girlfriend= no problems (I think). kinda yes and no at the same time, ya know what i mean? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/57 "2008-09-08T06:47:11Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#): > > Yup! I had a wife for 15 years. > > She bailed on me at the worst possible time (when I got laid off from the Fire Dept for 2 years), so as a result I no longer trust women. > > **I’ve literally turned down the advances of over 3 dozen women in the past 12 years**. > > 1/3 of them were suggesting a free romp in the hay, but I’m not into that cheap sex crap … so I turned them down as well. Fuck that man. If I were in your position I would use that pent up anger or whatever you want to call it and fuck every girl that even looked at me the wrong way. First it would be all of her best friends, then I would move on to whoever I could find just to say fuck you to her. ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/58 "2008-09-08T07:22:40Z")
> [@Stage2SuperchargedCobalt](#): > > LOL > > Not really a lot of anger left I don’t think … I just don’t trust women anymore (she was the love of my life from the time I was 21). > > But after not seeing her for 12 years, I just saw her again last Summer. She was working at a print shop just 3 blocks away from me! > > I wanted to close up any “loose ends”, so I mustered up the courage and went in and talked to her (she was living with the guy who owned the business). > > Turns out they live in a very bad part of Albany, and she doesn’t have much of anything. Her car had multiple dents on every single quarter panel (I actually felt sorry for her). Caught up on _what’s-what_ with our families, and that was about it. > > Her “boyfriend” told me she said I was the best friend she ever had (“with friends like that, you don’t need enemies”). > > I shook her hand, wished her the best, and walked out. > > Sad … I know man, ive had something like that happen to me, the girl that I lost my virginity to when i was 13 is a crackhead and sucks dick for crack (no bullshit), pretty sad, oh well back to my xbox 360 ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/59 "2008-09-08T07:36:00Z")
> [@waltbabyluv](#): > > I know man, ive had something like that happen to me, the girl that I lost my virginity to when i was 13 is a crackhead and sucks dick for crack (no bullshit), pretty sad, oh well back to my xbox 360 Which is why it was easy for you? Yeah dude, the chick I lost my virginity to was a skank (She liked me, I told her I dident wanna get into a relationship, she agreed to sechs and then the following happend because of this), I fucked her, 10 minutes later my friend fucked her, the next day a 3rd friend fucked her, then then 2nd friend fucked her again, repeadatly, got her preggers, and then she had a misscaraige…and now she bangs everyone… She was really a sweet girl, wasnt a skank , only fucked one dude… dunno what happend… aparently me and my friend set it off for her haha… Its funny to, sechs was awsome for the longest time, even with a rubber on, but now after having secks without one, i dont think i could ever have sex with a condom on again ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/60 "2008-09-08T08:16:44Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > Its funny to, sechs was awsome for the longest time, even with a rubber on, but now after having secks without one, i dont think i could ever have sex with a condom on again i hate them damn things. its like “oh hold on a sec, honey, i need to get this tire on me” but hey, its better with that than having some sort of fungus on ur dingus, amirite? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=4)