# The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 4, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742 "2008-09-04T21:56:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/61 "2008-09-08T08:21:27Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > i hate them damn things. its like “oh hold on a sec, honey, i need to get this tire on me” but hey, its better with that than having some sort of fungus on ur dingus, amirite? Very right, but serioulsy, its a PITA… its like okay, your heated, naked, the snatch is right there, then your like fuck I gotta put a condom on, your ripping the package and puttin it on, by that time your at like half mast and you gotta get a little work up again… ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/62 "2008-09-08T08:32:11Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > Very right, but serioulsy, its a PITA… its like okay, your heated, naked, the snatch is right there, then your like fuck I gotta put a condom on, your ripping the package and puttin it on, by that time your at like half mast and you gotta get a little work up again… :lol exactly. and like u cant get it on ahead of time, cuz thats now how they work. just a general pain in the ass. id rather deal with that, than my cock rotting off, you know? LOTS of things floating out there today. kinda scary. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/63 "2008-09-08T08:37:48Z")
You know how I know you’re still a virgin? You can’t just type SEX. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/64 "2008-09-08T08:41:38Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > You know how I know you’re still a virgin? > > You can’t just type SEX. :stfu I’d be suprised if you could get it up with all the moldy pot ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/65 "2008-09-08T08:47:55Z")
Pff mold is an aphrodisiac. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/66 "2008-09-08T09:16:41Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > Pff mold is an aphrodisiac. lmao… so a fungus on your cock is a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/67 "2008-09-08T09:20:47Z")
:wtf ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/68 "2008-09-08T09:35:31Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > lmao… so a fungus on your cock is a good thing? only if its producing penicillin ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/69 "2008-09-08T09:36:37Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > only if its producing penicillin D- ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/70 "2008-09-08T09:37:10Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > lmao… so a fungus on your cock is a good thing? how would smoking mold lead to fungus on your cock? > [@votblindub](#): > > only if its producing penicillin Convenience at it’s finest. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/71 "2008-09-08T10:16:19Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > D- D-? I guess sucking it right off the source didn’t work for you. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/72 "2008-09-08T10:17:22Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > D-? I guess sucking it right off the source didn’t work for you. you fail at being funny ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/73 "2008-09-08T10:23:00Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > you fail at being funny I guess you’re right. Teach me how to be like you? :bowdown ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/74 "2008-09-08T10:56:56Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > I guess you’re right. Teach me how to be like you? :bowdown It’s not something one just learns, it’s an acquired skill. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742/75 "2008-09-08T11:44:26Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > It’s not something one just learns, it’s an acquired skill. Acquiring skill is the definition of learning. Biggest fail in thread to date. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-girlfriends-are-stupid-bitches-thread/238742.md?page=3)