# the government should entrust me to do on the spot mandatory chemical castrations... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 5, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151 "2005-08-05T20:55:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/1 "2005-08-05T20:55:45Z")
Some dumb bitch is letting her little 5 year old daughter run all over the pool. Damn near sprinting. Right in front of me, and right in front of her. Im waiting for her to tell her kid to stop running so I dont look like a dick for reprimanding her daughter right in front of her… but no, she doesnt do anything. So the next time she runs by I say “hun, you need to walk, ok?” and the white trash cunt looks right at me and says “ya know, you could have said please”… I took every ounce of restraint I posessed to not yell “WELL IF YOU WERENT SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT PARENT I WOULDNT HAVE TO TELL YOUR STUPID ASS KID TO NOT RUN IN THE FUCKING POOL”… but alas, at the end of my shift (I never pull night shifts) I sneak out to the outdoor pools to check up on my pool attendants that are used to not having anyone around… find both of them away from the pools… one of them JUST got back from a 1 week suspension for doing the same shit… Flipped the fuck out on him and told him he was fired, which means he loses his employee housing too. So now he gets to find a new job and a new place to live. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/2 "2005-08-05T21:15:04Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > Some dumb bitch is letting her little 5 year old daughter run all over the pool. Damn near sprinting. Right in front of me, and right in front of her. Im waiting for her to tell her kid to stop running so I dont look like a dick for reprimanding her daughter right in front of her… but no, she doesnt do anything. So the next time she runs by I say “hun, you need to walk, ok?” and the white trash cunt looks right at me and says “ya know, you could have said please”… I took every ounce of restraint I posessed to not yell “WELL IF YOU WERENT SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT PARENT I WOULDNT HAVE TO TELL YOUR STUPID ASS KID TO NOT RUN IN THE FUCKING POOL”… Shoulda just saved your breath and tripped her ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/3 "2005-08-05T23:26:06Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > Shoulda just saved your breath and tripped her or shot her in the face with a Desert Eagle .50 cal ---
**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/4 "2005-08-06T00:29:33Z")
man, you crack my shit up…thats great ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/5 "2005-08-06T08:56:40Z")
> [@dgramc](#): > > man, you crack my shit up…thats great life would be so much more satisfying if you could tell everyone exactly how you feel about them. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/6 "2005-08-06T15:50:37Z")
Im trying to read this thread, But i gave up after 4 words. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/7 "2005-08-06T15:56:04Z")
“letting” was too much for ya? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/8 "2005-08-08T06:08:08Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > Shoulda just saved your breath and tripped her :bigthumb:…i’m down with the trip…learn the hard way… cause concrete is undefeated. ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-government-should-entrust-me-to-do-on-the-spot-mandatory-chemical-castrations/176151/9 "2005-08-08T12:54:50Z")
🤣 I was thinking the same thing: tripping=no more front teeth, wait, they were busted out long ago so why not? 🤣