# The "How Lazy Are You thread"
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 19, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931 "2008-05-19T12:44:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/1 "2008-05-19T12:44:57Z")
Start each one with “I’m so lazy I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” fill in the blank
I’ll start
I’m so lazy, I just emailed the guy that’s 3 feet behind me to ask him a question and he replied :crackup
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/2 "2008-05-19T12:46:16Z")
I’m so lazy I once pissed myself at summer camp because I didn’t want to walk to the latrine.
I was wearing a bathing suit…fair game, right?
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/3 "2008-05-19T14:15:04Z")
i’m so lazy, i considered not playing this game because i would have to type.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/4 "2008-05-19T16:46:01Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> i’m so lazy, i didnt shave my butt hair today.
:lol fixed for ya
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### Author:  [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/5 "2008-05-19T16:48:59Z")
I’m so lazy that I didnt want to finish this sentence
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### Author:  [@Chase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chase)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/6 "2008-05-19T16:49:54Z")
I’m so lazy that sometimes I’ll be starving but won’t get up from the computer to even make myself a sammich. so I’ll just look for chips or crap around my desk.
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### Author:  [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/7 "2008-05-19T18:14:44Z")
I’m so lazy
Edit: …that I can’t finish my post in one sitting
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/8 "2008-05-19T19:10:47Z")
> [@votblindub](#):
>
> Start each one with “I’m so lazy I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” fill in the blank
> I’ll start
> I’m so lazy, I just emailed the guy that’s 3 feet behind me to ask him a question and he replied :crackup
.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/9 "2008-05-19T20:21:38Z")
im…oh fuck it im tired
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### Author:  [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/10 "2008-05-19T20:22:51Z")
I’m so lazy, I wait until it’s time to go, before I start to procrastinate.
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/11 "2008-05-19T21:29:12Z")
I’m so lazy I’m deleting this thread so I never have to read it again…
Fuck that. I’m so lazy I don’t feel like clicking ‘remove topic.’
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/12 "2008-05-19T21:32:51Z")
im so lazy i dont wanna do the deed…
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/13 "2008-05-20T07:39:05Z")
I’m so lazy I work out of my bed room.
Walking 4 feet to get to work ftw.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/14 "2008-05-20T09:29:24Z")
I’m so lazy I don’t want to go pick up the parts I just ordered for the M.
:shifty
ALMOST :nod
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/15 "2008-05-20T09:34:12Z")
I’m so lazy I get all my parts shipped to my door…
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### Author:  [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/16 "2008-05-20T09:39:10Z")
I’m so lazy instead of texting someone back, I will just call them… hitting all those keys is serious business.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/17 "2008-05-21T08:48:01Z")
> [@McLen](#):
>
> I’m so lazy instead of texting someone back, I will just call them… hitting all those keys is serious business.
:lol i dont like when ppl text me. im like “its a phone, dial 7 buttons and hit send vs 34634682767345 button presses to send me a text, cuz u gotta hit the same button 14 times for a letter to appear”
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/18 "2008-05-21T09:07:45Z")
Hi, My name is Vlad and I am a lazyoholic.
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/19 "2008-05-21T11:04:51Z")
> [@Vovchandr](#):
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> Hi, My name is Vlad and I am a lazyoholic.
:crackup
Swear to god, during one of my lectures in “Advanced Computer Programming” my professor brought up the “Laziness Principle.” In a nutshell, computer scientists tend to write better code when they are trying to make maintaining the code as easy as possible. AKA: Write code so your lazy ass doesn’t need to do shit to keep it working.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931/20 "2008-05-21T11:08:20Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#):
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> :crackup
>
> Swear to god, during one of my lectures in “Advanced Computer Programming” my professor brought up the “Laziness Principle.” In a nutshell, computer scientists tend to write better code when they are trying to make maintaining the code as easy as possible. AKA: Write code so your lazy ass doesn’t need to do shit to keep it working.
haha, i can totally see the logic in that. that’s what i’d do if i were a programmer
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