# The Husband Store
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 28, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072 "2009-01-28T15:23:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/1 "2009-01-28T15:23:58Z")
I don’t care if it is old, or a repost, it is pretty funny.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking…
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and
Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I ca n hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
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sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives
store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/2 "2009-01-28T15:30:53Z")
lol,… nice
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/3 "2009-01-28T16:24:25Z")
haha that’s pretty good.
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/4 "2009-01-28T17:51:09Z")
oh ya, well the jerk store called…
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### Author:  [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/5 "2009-01-28T17:54:55Z")
i lold
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/6 "2009-01-29T05:42:49Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
>
> oh ya, well the jerk store called…
Do you smoke a lot of pot? Your posts make less and less sense on a daily basis.
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/7 "2009-01-29T05:44:07Z")
RRRRRRRRRRRR
it is but still funny
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/8 "2009-01-29T05:48:29Z")
LINK or Ban.
I searched husband and store with no results! (I may however suck at the internet)
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/9 "2009-01-29T05:49:59Z")
> [@tpgsr](#):
>
> LINK or Ban.
>
> I searched husband and store with no results! (I may however suck at the internet)
ok so its kinda the same
[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58922&highlight=Husband](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58922&highlight=Husband)
I FAIL
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/10 "2009-01-29T06:14:07Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
>
> oh ya, well the jerk store called…
:lol: I got it
edit:
edit2: funny OP :tup: :lol:
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### Author:  [@benji86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/benji86)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/11 "2009-01-29T06:45:50Z")
hahaha nice.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/12 "2009-01-29T06:55:21Z")
old but funny.
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### Author:  [@End](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/End)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/13 "2009-01-29T07:16:46Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
>
> oh ya, well the jerk store called…
:tup: classic
> [@tpgsr](#):
>
> Do you smoke a lot of pot? Your posts make less and less sense on a daily basis.
you don’t watch seinfeld, do you?
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### Author:  [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-husband-store/62072/14 "2009-01-29T07:53:24Z")
I lol’d