# the jedi dream

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 15, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380 "2005-09-15T05:29:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/21 "2005-09-15T10:08:25Z")

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omg… redheads are evil man. only bad things come from chasing redheads.

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/22 "2005-09-15T10:15:43Z")

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i lost 2 gf’s because of the same redhead.

i just couldnt say no.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/23 "2005-09-15T10:34:37Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> thats because you were just a little too young. you got fuct and grew up with power rangers.

:tdown: to the power rangers … they were a horrible rip off of voltron

back on topic, i cant remember the last time i had a dream that had one single topic. usualy its like a bad 80’s music video where i run into the next room and the scene totaly changes and im dressed different

i think ive brandished a light saber b4, but i think i was hunting dino’s with it

> [@Nikuk](#):
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> omg… redheads are evil man. only bad things come from chasing redheads.

girls with green eyes are evile too … green eyes get me every fuckin time …

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/24 "2005-09-15T10:37:29Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> omg… redheads are evil man. only bad things come from chasing redheads.

girls with green eyes are evile too … green eyes get me every fuckin time …

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/25 "2005-09-15T12:04:57Z")

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^  
werd on the green eyes

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/26 "2005-09-15T12:39:11Z")

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I had a crazy dream where freddy krueger chased me and I had to ride a tricycle. All around my neighborhood. He was always right behind me. This was like a year ago. That was a messed up dream.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/27 "2005-09-15T13:09:52Z")

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ever get into a fight in a dream… and you were super weak? Like you could punch the hell out of someone and they keep coming back for more… then you try running away and your super slow???

no really it was a dream.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/28 "2005-09-15T13:17:14Z")

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^^ I fucking hate those

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/29 "2005-09-15T13:18:43Z")

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shit… I’ve never woken up from that dream ^^ lol 😃

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/30 "2005-09-15T13:29:41Z")

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Did you ever have one of those fighting dreams but acted out the killer blow in real life?? I had my girlfriend at the time sleeping next to me and my left hook missed her by an inch at most. Put a hole in the wall. I was scared shitless. I made sure no weapons were in easy reach from then on.

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/31 "2005-09-15T22:26:18Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> i had a thing for the redhead in GI Joe  
> i think she is what started my whole infatuation with redheads.

snake eyes was a dude. \>\<

And… the you-know-its-a-dream dream \> Jedi Dream

The you know its a dream dream is sweet cause I use my mind and go fly around then steal cars and like hump hot women everywhere I go, and then sneak over to the head cheerleader in high school’s house and watch her shower because you become invisible… yea… those dreams are the best.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/32 "2005-09-15T22:44:15Z")

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i had a dream where i was kenny from south park, and i just constantlt kept dieing horrible deaths

gor shot in the head, fell over , died, stood up again, hit by a plane, stood up, electricuted … just on and on and on …

finaly woke up when the ground dissappaered from below me … i was falling and as i fell i tried to like jump towards a ledge as i fell towards it

managed to jump out of bed while screaming like i was dieing … lol

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/33 "2005-09-15T22:54:39Z")

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i had a dream where i was in the setting of dawn of the dead and there were zombies everywhere. and it was me and walker and a black family of 6 or so in a small house on newton rd in the village of hamburg and walker was riding his motorcycle and chopping zombies with his samari sword and i was shooting them and the black family was just holding each other and crying… it was fucked.

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**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/34 "2005-09-15T22:59:29Z")

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i have a dream book, and i looked up “jedi dream”

Jedi Dream: means you are gay, and you use mind tricks to make people think you are straight, but you realy pefer the company of men.

and if you fly through the air, it means you are supper mega ultra gay, like super hero gay.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/35 "2005-09-15T23:08:17Z")

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> [@EMX](#):
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> and if you fly through the air, it means you are supper mega ultra gay, like super hero gay.

ambiguously gay duo gay ?

GAY like this guy: ?

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**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jedi-dream/2380/36 "2005-09-15T23:53:44Z")

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> [@EMX](#):
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> i have a dream book, and i looked up “jedi dream”
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> Jedi Dream: means you are gay, and you use mind tricks to make people think you are straight, but you realy pefer the company of men.
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> and if you fly through the air, it means you are supper mega ultra gay, like super hero gay.

The jedi wasnt wearing loafers was he?!

If anyone doesnt have the new cd get it… NOW! Its called retaliation for those who havnt heard…

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