# The Jesse and Edzy Show : Story Time **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796 "2004-03-29T20:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/1 "2004-03-29T20:33:03Z")
Yes thats right its storie time! Post your most memorable most unbelieveable stories you have weather its car related or MILF related. Yes spelling and grammar count so bust out your dictionary or visit [www.dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com) if your too poor to afford one. Happy posting! ---
**Author:** ![dnash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@dnash](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dnash)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/2 "2004-03-30T06:00:14Z")
> [@Edzy](#): > > Spelling and grammar count so bust out your dictionary or visit [www.dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com) if your too poor to afford one. Oh, the irony… ---
**Author:** ![ndto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c0e974/32.png) [@ndto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ndto)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/3 "2004-03-30T16:37:02Z")
i have 2 but one is for bedrooms and the other has a kitchen 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/4 "2004-03-30T19:07:19Z")
This thread is worthless without pics. :weaksauce: ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/5 "2004-03-30T19:12:47Z")
highway persuits, accidents, some crazy dude in line next to you robbed the store, etc… STORIES! ---
**Author:** ![Pavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pavel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pavel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/6 "2004-03-31T06:38:11Z")
I already had my storied… and then someone told me that PACER reads these forums once in a while… the stories quickly disappeared 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/7 "2004-03-31T12:53:16Z")
:squint: ---
**Author:** ![AnDrEw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AnDrEw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AnDrEw)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/8 "2004-03-31T13:27:46Z")
> [@Pavel](#): > > I already had my storied… and then someone told me that PACER reads these forums once in a while… the stories quickly disappeared 🙂 PACER :roll: Why don’t the police spend money and time catching real criminals. How many people get killed because of street racing every year in Canada? There are probably more people murdered. Besides, I don’t street race and neither does most of this club. So what are they going to catch? ---
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/9 "2004-03-31T13:50:27Z")
> [@AnDrEw](#): > > [quote=Pavel]I already had my storied… and then someone told me that PACER reads these forums once in a while… the stories quickly disappeared 🙂 PACER :roll: Why don’t the police spend money and time catching real criminals. How many people get killed because of street racing every year in Canada? There are probably more people murdered. Besides, I don’t street race and neither does most of this club. So what are they going to catch?[/quote] The ones that do and then affiliate us with them. Oh and Andrew were you not the one who wanted to race me last year? ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/10 "2004-03-31T13:58:31Z")
That is true this year alone I read in the paper that there are something like 20 homicides this year already and none of which have they even found a suspect yet. ---
**Author:** ![AnDrEw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AnDrEw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AnDrEw)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/11 "2004-03-31T14:05:06Z")
> [@SHIFT\_SR20DET](#): > > [quote=AnDrEw][quote=Pavel]I already had my storied… and then someone told me that PACER reads these forums once in a while… the stories quickly disappeared 🙂 PACER :roll: Why don’t the police spend money and time catching real criminals. How many people get killed because of street racing every year in Canada? There are probably more people murdered. Besides, I don’t street race and neither does most of this club. So what are they going to catch?[/quote] The ones that do and then affiliate us with them. Oh and Andrew were you not the one who wanted to race me last year?[/quote] Race you :lol: I wanted to see how my old SOHC would compare to a low km one. But I decided not too. Therefor I don’t street race 😃 The only racing I will be doing is on the track during track days or at the drag strip. I don’t need a ticket and I don’t need the hassle. At the track you can speed as much as you like. I hope many will follow this. So back off and get your own sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/12 "2004-03-31T15:49:33Z")
> [@Jesse](#): > > ok well heres the first story. > > on sat night me, my friend chirs and Edzy (brad) were bored so we decided to go to rattlesnake point. > > so after brad steals a v6 mustang we ride off into the night. > > we stop off at some common race spots and a place with crazy good roads to touge. > > anyways, we race and my stock ka beats the stock v6 stang with blad tires by a car length and a half. > > then we got to some crazy tight road at rattle snake point with like a 120 degree turn only a lane wide, we then drive into clouds and cant see 4 feet infront of the car > > we get out, we hear strange noises freak out jump back in the cars and boot off. ohh and he almost put the stolen v6 stang into the ditch more than once. First of all I didn’t steal it PACER members i mearly borrowed without asking kinda like how rape can also be misinturpreted as ‘suprise sex’. Second, you have an air intake and that polished valve cover has to be worth atleast 30HP to the wheels. Thirdly I had 3 people in the car with me (one of which was my buddy blacky who actually stole the car… go figure) and it wasn’t a car and a half length I was on your ass the whole way through 2nd n 3rd then when you saw me pulling up you threw your 4 ways on. Lastly it was only once i almost put the car over the cliff, but for god sakes who puts a ditch in the middle of the road? Second-lastly Your gonna get dusted by the silvia when it hits the street with its sticky compound JDM tires biatch! ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/13 "2004-03-31T15:49:38Z")
> [@Jesse](#): > > ok well heres the first story… ^^^ Worst story evar. True story. ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/14 "2004-03-31T15:51:00Z")
I second the notion of worst story ever! ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/15 "2004-03-31T16:02:24Z")
For the last 17 years I have grown up in Oakville Ont. a small town/city on lake ontario inbetween Mississauga and Burlington. Oakville is known as a rich ass town which is true. I see more Porsche boxster S-types than i do civics. Anyways the story starts when my good buddy whos dad owns a company that builds and designs most of the rich housing on Lakeshore. He calls me and tells me we are goin out tonite cruising… which either means the new 7 series, the Jag, landrover or his dad’s pride and joy 01’ Porsche GT2 Twin Turbo. Well not feeling greedy I’m hoping for the bemer but halfway through that thought waiting at the endge of my driveway i hear someone coming down the road grinding the gears. This is my buddy Dan in thats right the porsche. “Yo man I don’t know how to drive stick really well you have your liscence right?” said Dan “What do I need my liscence… :eek2: YES!” Not being very smart I drive the porsche the way its meant to be drivin and the police take notice. Unfortunately though his dad sees the car missing and without checking to see if his son has taken it calls the car in stolen. Its 3:45 and I’m ready to take the car back when what rolls out of a driveway behind us but a unmarked cop car with all his lights on and slowly creeps up behind us. I ask “Dan did you ask your dad for the car?” Knowing the answer I am about to hear i threw it in 3rd n dropped the throttle. After going stupid fast in small winding residential streets and out running 3 other cops we park the car in the back of the house and book it in oppisite directions. There are other parts to the story I don’t think anybody will believe even though this sounds far fetched in the first place so I’ll just leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/16 "2004-03-31T16:06:16Z")
Well I don’;t think people want to hear shitty stories so I think its a Given. I think the S7 auto show story was jks when the whole fleet of security came running down the stairs :biggthumpup: ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/17 "2004-03-31T17:11:18Z")
Hey don’t make me drop a J bomb in here! Jesse I would like you to name one thing I have ever lied about, because I can’t think of a single white lie. Theres gotta be one but refresh the memory. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@Mr\_zero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_zero)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/18 "2004-03-31T20:55:54Z")
Blacky stole the car eh?..always gotta blame the black guy…that is why they always die first in the movies… ---
**Author:** ![Edzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e56c9b/32.png) [@Edzy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Edzy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/19 "2004-03-31T22:33:44Z")
Well thats a good point but I didn’t want to offend anyone. As you can see people are very touchy on the forums lately with all this BS goin on. But yes the black man always dies first. BLANG BLANG! :afro: ---
**Author:** ![ndto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c0e974/32.png) [@ndto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ndto)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-jesse-and-edzy-show-story-time/80796/20 "2004-04-01T13:19:53Z")
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