# The Mind of Woody vs. VTEC
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 5, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721 "2008-08-05T11:50:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/1 "2008-08-05T11:50:09Z")
[LEFT] **From:** JAY WONCH [[mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com](mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com)]
**Sent:** Tuesday, August 05, 2008 2:38 PM
**To:** Woods, Andrew
**Subject:** RE: Dear Jerk
[/LEFT]
Nice…
Someone is coming to look at the bike tonight…
And another guy wants to trade me a PS3 for it, no thanks.
\>\>\> “Woods, Andrew” [awoods@TVGA.com> 8/5/2008 2:40 PM >>](mailto:awoods@TVGA.com>%208/5/2008%202:40%20PM%20>>)
[LEFT]lol at the ps3. i will give you a bag of hammers for your motorcycle. [/LEFT]
[LEFT] **From:** JASON WONCH [[mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com](mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com)]
**Sent:** Tuesday, August 05, 2008 2:42 PM
**To:** Woods, Andrew
**Subject:** RE: Dear Jerk
[/LEFT]
How big is the bag?
Whats the quarter mile time on the bag?
Does the bag have vtec?
Do the hammers have vtec?
\>\>\> “Woods, Andrew” [awoods@TVGA.com> 8/5/2008 2:43 PM >>](mailto:awoods@TVGA.com>%208/5/2008%202:43%20PM%20>>)
**[LEFT]all hammers have v8’s with vtec, thats 8 vtecs per hammer, and a total of 15 hammers per bag, for a grand total of 120 vtecs. thats 120 more vtecs than your current motorcycle, which has 1 motor and 0 vtecs, which is 0 vtecs per motor, for a total of -1 vtecs because lack of any vtecs is an automatic deduction of 1 vtec, so even if you get a vtec, you no longer have the vtec. it is absorbed by the vtec monster.[/LEFT]**
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/2 "2008-08-05T11:51:48Z")
I \<3 woodrow and I love that he sells sweet items
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### Author:  [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/3 "2008-08-05T11:52:48Z")
wtf
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### Author:  [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/4 "2008-08-05T11:53:31Z")
Yore both bags.
PS: nobodylikeswoody
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### Author:  [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/5 "2008-08-05T11:54:07Z")
> [@EvilJay"](#):
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> \>\>\> “Woods, Andrew” [awoods@TVGA.com](mailto:awoods@TVGA.com)\> 8/5/2008 2:43 PM \>\>
>
> [LEFT]all hammers have v8’s with vtec, thats 8 vtecs per hammer, and a total of 15 hammers per bag, for a grand total of 120 vtecs. thats 120 more vtecs than your current motorcycle, which has 1 motor and 0 vtecs, which is 0 vtecs per motor, for a total of -1 vtecs because lack of any vtecs is an automatic deduction of 1 vtec, so even if you get a vtec, you no longer have the vtec. it is absorbed by the vtec monster.[/LEFT]
so what he’s saying… is that you must ultimately get 2 vtecs at a time… because if you only get one… you will be back to zero… which somehow automatically sets you back to -1 vtecs for not having any vtecs… Its a vicious cycle where I forsee you wasting copious amounts of money in a never ending search for a single vtec.
you’d best get hoppin and somehow come across 2 vtecs at once…
… or you could just trade for a bag of seemingly endless vtec-i-tude.
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### Author:  [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/6 "2008-08-05T11:56:07Z")
:bigclap: you sir are correct.
> [@Haenszel](#):
>
> so what he’s saying… is that you must ultimately get 2 vtecs at a time… because if you only get one… you will be back to zero… which somehow automatically sets you back to -1 vtecs for not having any vtecs… Its a vicious cycle where I forsee you wasting copious amounts of money in a never ending search for a single vtec.
>
> you’d best get hoppin and somehow come across 2 vtecs at once…
>
> … or you could just trade for a bag of seemingly endless vtec-i-tude.
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### Author:  [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/7 "2008-08-05T11:56:33Z")
> [@Haenszel](#):
>
> so what he’s saying… is that you must ultimately get 2 vtecs at a time… because if you only get one… you will be back to zero… which somehow automatically sets you back to -1 vtecs for not having any vtecs… Its a vicious cycle where I forsee you wasting copious amounts of money in a never ending search for a single vtec.
>
> you’d best get hoppin and somehow come across 2 vtecs at once…
>
> … or you could just trade for a bag of seemingly endless vtec-i-tude.
fail. Much easier to get the nawzzez.
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### Author:  [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/8 "2008-08-05T12:00:51Z")
> [@DeusExMachina](#):
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> fail. Much easier to get the nawzzez.
have you ever seen a vtecless nawzzez machine?
no.
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/9 "2008-08-05T12:05:38Z")
I wonder how fast you could build a house with that many Vtec hammers.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/10 "2008-08-05T12:05:48Z")
Makes sense, only a hammer could contain that much awesome.
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### Author:  [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-mind-of-woody-vs-vtec/52721/11 "2008-08-05T12:40:02Z")
haha