# The morning my ASS hurt! **URL:** \ **Category:** Vendor Marketplace\ **Created:** [August 11, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864 "2010-08-11T05:08:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/21 "2010-08-11T10:17:12Z")
Jesus what is wrong with kids these days. I hope they get ass fucked hard ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/22 "2010-08-11T10:39:12Z")
i definitely hope you catch them before the cops, fucking them up is a must ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/23 "2010-08-11T10:50:18Z")
socks with nickels and pillow cases with soap for these kids! ---
**Author:** ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/24 "2010-08-11T10:53:00Z")
So they have just been fucking with things outside the shop so far? That is BS! Sorry to hear this Darryl . ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/25 "2010-08-11T10:55:03Z")
> [@Pics from my ATL Weekend \*56k not today\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-from-my-atl-weekend-56k-not-today/34270/21): > > socks with nickels and pillow cases with soap for these kids! Me personally I dont care if they are underage. I have no problem calling the cops, then running outside and clocking them with a 2x4. They fucked my car up to the tune of $10,000, MINUS time and labor we put into it. Its private property, they are tresspassing, and I dont ask for ID befor I defend myself. sorry, but I have a good lawyer too so fuck those little thugs. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/26 "2010-08-11T10:56:39Z")
> [@3rd '07 Track Day - September 14th!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3rd-07-track-day-september-14th/33538/166): > > So they have just been fucking with things outside the shop so far? That is BS! Sorry to hear this Darryl . yeah, sofar. If they try to break in the place, Darrly will be sitting there in a chair, cig in the corner of his mouth and a 12ga pointed at their grill. :ahh ---
**Author:** ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/27 "2010-08-11T10:59:20Z")
Camp out in a race car FTW! ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/28 "2010-08-11T11:01:57Z")
Yeah… someone needs to pay the piper on this. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/29 "2010-08-11T11:52:13Z")
> [@need some insight integra guys!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-insight-integra-guys/33940/6): > > Camp out in a race car FTW! LOL Duck down, when they go to get in, say hello there with a shotgun in their face ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/30 "2010-08-11T12:13:04Z")
ok, i call thursday night. E and I will be up in a tree stand with our compound bows and condoms ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/31 "2010-08-11T12:24:24Z")
> [@Favorite Meal Ideas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-meal-ideas/34280/5): > > ok, i call thursday night. E and I will be up in a tree stand with our compound bows and condoms sounds good, what are the condoms for… ohhh wait. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/32 "2010-08-11T12:27:44Z")
> [@suggestions on things to do at night?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suggestions-on-things-to-do-at-night/34177/115): > > sounds good, what are the condoms for… ohhh wait. he’s aiming for the butt and doesn’t want to get his arrows infected ^^^ wait that could be taking two ways ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/33 "2010-08-11T12:33:17Z")
lol, i got some buddies that just got outta prison… they wanna have some fun with the guys we shoot. condoms are for them ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/34 "2010-08-11T12:45:59Z")
> [@Favorite Meal Ideas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-meal-ideas/34280/5): > > ok, i call thursday night. E and I will be up in a tree stand with our compound bows and condoms im buying a 12" black strap on for this mission. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/35 "2010-08-11T15:21:56Z")
I’ve got a brand new Remington 870 3 1/2" Ultra Mag with some different chokes that I want to try out. I’ll load it up with the smallest bird shot I can find, so that the first couple of shots just immobilize them. Then we can tie them to the front of a vehicle and run them into trees. ---
**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/36 "2010-08-11T16:50:04Z")
you guys and gals are awesome!! :number1 harlarious!!:rofl Now…go to the new post about a benefit cruise in and meet and greet:thumbup Lets kick this thing into high gear.!!! Darryl ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/37 "2010-08-11T22:16:37Z")
> [@Favorite Meal Ideas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-meal-ideas/34280/5): > > ok, i call thursday night. E and I will be up in a tree stand with our compound bows and condoms :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/38 "2010-08-11T22:34:04Z")
Yep, b.s. indeed. I say use a bait car if you’re going to sit in the shop/anywhere else watching. Just take a flashy-looking car and put it out back with the hood unlatched and wait. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/39 "2010-08-11T23:51:07Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/33): > > Yep, b.s. indeed. > > I say use a bait car if you’re going to sit in the shop/anywhere else watching. > > Just take a flashy-looking car and put it out back with the hood unlatched and wait. :facepalm stop posting this stuff on a PUBLIC FORUM if it’s an actual idea ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864/40 "2010-08-12T00:05:18Z")
I say put at least 2 dead hookers in the car, black ice air fresheners, and a GPS system in the car and let the epic happen(of course calling the police about the stolen car shortly after it leaves, which officers will later find dead hookers in, and bring them up on numerous manslaughter charges as well). Just throwin it out there… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-morning-my-ass-hurt/253864.md?page=3)