# The new addition to the family :P **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 2, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792 "2007-07-02T20:06:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/21 "2007-07-03T06:20:49Z")
they are so ugly…that they are cute 🙂 Pugs are cool!!! ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/22 "2007-07-03T06:24:52Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:5,topic:31792"”] why’s he named douglas? you should have named him Ugly 🙂 [/quote] true story ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/23 "2007-07-03T06:46:00Z")
next person that talks shit about my pug will get a new custom title. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/24 "2007-07-03T06:50:53Z")
lol look at your lame threat. lame like your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/25 "2007-07-03T06:51:39Z")
I’ll take the leap… Pugs are way ugly. Actually 95% of small dogs are ugly. But :tup: if you like your new dog. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/26 "2007-07-03T06:55:52Z")
Yeah sry but any dog that can be punted like a football does not count as a dog at all. /story ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/27 "2007-07-03T06:56:34Z")
He reminds me of some of the crazy old guys in the nursing homes i work in. Don’t turn your back on him. ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/28 "2007-07-03T06:57:55Z")
[quote=“OfficerK,post:26,topic:31792"”] Yeah sry but any dog that can be punted like a football does not count as a dog at all. /story [/quote] BAXTER!!! /Ron Burgandy ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/29 "2007-07-03T06:58:52Z")
[quote=“Locutus,post:23,topic:31792"”] next person that talks shit about my pug will get a new custom title. [/quote] [quote=“sureshot!,post:24,topic:31792"”] lol look at your lame threat. lame like your dog. [/quote] [quote=“OfficerK,post:26,topic:31792"”] Yeah sry but any dog that can be punted like a football does not count as a dog at all. /story [/quote] [quote=“RobHimself,post:27,topic:31792"”] He reminds me of some of the crazy old guys in the nursing homes i work in. Don’t turn your back on him. [/quote] :krazyjon: accessing paypal account :krazyjon: sending howie money :krazyjon: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/30 "2007-07-03T07:00:15Z")
lol @ your corny ass borg smiley ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/31 "2007-07-03T07:21:32Z")
[quote=“Bigairskier1580,post:25,topic:31792"”] I’ll take the leap… Pugs are way ugly. Actually 95% of small dogs are ugly. But :tup: if you like your new dog. [/quote] They look like aliens! I have 2 small dogs and they kick ASS! ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/32 "2007-07-03T07:44:00Z")
this is all i see… ![http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/pug_football.JPG](http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/pug_football.JPG) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/33 "2007-07-03T08:28:28Z")
> What’s that smell? > > You will often notice stinky smells from both ends of your Pug, and this is normal for the most part. But occasionally, he will omit a stench so offensive, even he will be embarrassed by its presence. This smell has come to be known in our house as the dreadful “Fishy Butthole,” because it is what it sounds like. Apparently this disgustingly foul odor is caused by the Pug’s anal gland in need of “expressing.” As you can imagine, there is probably some nasty juicy liquid involved in this process and should be performed by a Groomer who is getting paid to do your dirty work. Be assured that there is nothing physically wrong with your Pug, but this issue will continue to haunt you if not dealt with regularly. Yes, regularly. This isn’t a one-time fix. Pugs need their anal glands expressed as often as they need to be groomed. [http://www.studpug.com/maintenance.htm](http://www.studpug.com/maintenance.htm) All dogs have anal glands. They usually get expressed when they shit. It’s common for pugs to need a little help. I’ve never had the pleasure, but I guess you basically just squeeze their asshole and brown juice squirts out. :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/34 "2007-07-03T08:31:03Z")
lol pugs fucking rule, don’t listen to the haters. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/35 "2007-07-03T08:31:07Z")
oh dude! thats nasty. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/36 "2007-07-03T08:35:53Z")
Puglas ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/37 "2007-07-03T08:45:36Z")
these dogs are so ugly ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/38 "2007-07-03T08:53:46Z")
touch of the downs ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/39 "2007-07-03T09:17:51Z")
cute dog i will never own a dog with a squirty asshole ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792/40 "2007-07-03T09:22:00Z")
come on, im still waiting on all these new custom titles! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-addition-to-the-family-p/31792.md?page=3)